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Nov 23, 2006 09:00

This creepy woman moved out of my house today and left behind 2 goldfish. I just hope they're not hatchlings that will mutate into tiny versions of herself that feed on my earwax and grow to their hideous fullsized forms and then steal my dog and jump from roof top to roof top into the night, their long toenails clacking on ceiling tiles. I think i fed them enough, and not too much, if so i'll be sad and have to replace them with snails or something.
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