The Exploding Bladder Chronicles vol: 2
I like (And sometimes secretly lust for) oatmeal raisin cookies. Yum.
For some reason I've been able to piss off many a person today with little effort... Such as say, the random person on the street whom I ask for the time. Such inquiries have usually resulted in yelling and shouting.
Also at one establisment (Which shall remain nameless for the time being) I was told I could enjoy some soda. Upon filling up ma cup I was greeted by a smiling manager who took my cup, threw it away and told me to get the "Fuck" out of his store. I apologized and tried to make ammends but he let me know that my kind were dick fucks and I'm an asshole for trying to take advantage of their establishment...
The Library is no better. I had a reservation for a meager 20 minute compooter and the lady who was on it totally ripped me a new one... Saying how I'm an asshole for taking away her computer (I'm not responsible for which compooters the compooter says I'm in line for ya know.) Her responce genuinly hurt me.
Plus people in general have bee soooooooooooooooooooooo hurtful today. :-(
I desperately need aboot $10-$15 for tomorrow. Guess what? The laws are-a-change'n!!! :-D
Starting tomorrow you'll just need one form of ID to get your ID back!!! This kicks ass because for 2 months I've been without this magical device. And since I was without my search for employment was halted. And trying to get my birth certificate has been one true to life nightmare... $40 and a wait for 8-12 weeks is simply... Well... Stupid! I swear how are people supposed to sustain themselves (Especially independently?) with laws like this for the ability to get your ID back?!
I hate being next to pervs at the library who use the computers to look at kiddie porn... And it's legal! Well... Legal as in no one cares here if you look at porn. Who knows how they catch such disgusting pervs here who do it to the extreme.
If I can snag up the needed money I'll be able to finally gets me another job tomorrow. :-)
Jimmy Johns and The Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory are hiring. And Jimmy John's already let me know of their intentions to hire me. Yay! :-D
Maybe I can panhandle it up or maybe a trip to Sputnik will prove awesome in such loaning intentions? Speaking of which... The Hi Dive is a nice little spot with immensely awesome staff. I loves you all!
Being without job for so long not only makes me poor but it's also made me feel useless and stupid... I'm a drain on society more so than I've ever intended. Not that my intentions were exactly monumental to begin with.
I'm off to see what David's little body-o-cuteness can panhandle up. :-)
I miss Sara T, Wendy, and Tom Murphy and just about everyone who used to be there with me. I wanna go back to yesterday and make things not as bad again.
I messed up earlier ya'll... The awesome Tifah band's url is actually:
http://www.myspace.com/tifahmusic
Enjoy! :-D
Standing along the streets at night
Frozen from the cold and frigid with fright
Standing in your shadow six foot plus in height
It makes for a great story to tell others when I'm a sad old man
I miss the old days when I could walk through
Any of the establisments where I've worked too
And all those cool people I used to know
Who now don't seem to notice this little tired young man
And the wind blows lightly
The Denver scene crumbles like cake leftovers
I miss the things I used to do nightly
I miss all the music lovers
Chorus
I'm gonna fight this one alone
Wishing all the while I could get a ride home
Where I'd watch TV all night
And not have to worry whether or not I'd start another fight
With mom or dad or anyone in this scene
Making me worry about where I've been
I've fucked up a lot but not to worry
Because no one will ever let you forget.... Your history.
Post Chorus
I swear I'm clean...
I swear I'm clean...
I swear I'm clean...
For some reason I've been able to piss off many a person today with little effort... Such as say, the random person on the street whom I ask for the time. Such inquiries have usually resulted in yelling and shouting.
Also at one establisment (Which shall remain nameless for the time being) I was told I could enjoy some soda. Upon filling up ma cup I was greeted by a smiling manager who took my cup, threw it away and told me to get the "Fuck" out of his store. I apologized and tried to make ammends but he let me know that my kind were dick fucks and I'm an asshole for trying to take advantage of their establishment...
The Library is no better. I had a reservation for a meager 20 minute compooter and the lady who was on it totally ripped me a new one... Saying how I'm an asshole for taking away her computer (I'm not responsible for which compooters the compooter says I'm in line for ya know.) Her responce genuinly hurt me.
Plus people in general have bee soooooooooooooooooooooo hurtful today. :-(
I desperately need aboot $10-$15 for tomorrow. Guess what? The laws are-a-change'n!!! :-D
Starting tomorrow you'll just need one form of ID to get your ID back!!! This kicks ass because for 2 months I've been without this magical device. And since I was without my search for employment was halted. And trying to get my birth certificate has been one true to life nightmare... $40 and a wait for 8-12 weeks is simply... Well... Stupid! I swear how are people supposed to sustain themselves (Especially independently?) with laws like this for the ability to get your ID back?!
I hate being next to pervs at the library who use the computers to look at kiddie porn... And it's legal! Well... Legal as in no one cares here if you look at porn. Who knows how they catch such disgusting pervs here who do it to the extreme.
If I can snag up the needed money I'll be able to finally gets me another job tomorrow. :-)
Jimmy Johns and The Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory are hiring. And Jimmy John's already let me know of their intentions to hire me. Yay! :-D
Maybe I can panhandle it up or maybe a trip to Sputnik will prove awesome in such loaning intentions? Speaking of which... The Hi Dive is a nice little spot with immensely awesome staff. I loves you all!
Being without job for so long not only makes me poor but it's also made me feel useless and stupid... I'm a drain on society more so than I've ever intended. Not that my intentions were exactly monumental to begin with.
I'm off to see what David's little body-o-cuteness can panhandle up. :-)
I miss Sara T, Wendy, and Tom Murphy and just about everyone who used to be there with me. I wanna go back to yesterday and make things not as bad again.
I messed up earlier ya'll... The awesome Tifah band's url is actually:
http://www.myspace.com/tifahmusic
Enjoy! :-D
Standing along the streets at night
Frozen from the cold and frigid with fright
Standing in your shadow six foot plus in height
It makes for a great story to tell others when I'm a sad old man
I miss the old days when I could walk through
Any of the establisments where I've worked too
And all those cool people I used to know
Who now don't seem to notice this little tired young man
And the wind blows lightly
The Denver scene crumbles like cake leftovers
I miss the things I used to do nightly
I miss all the music lovers
Chorus
I'm gonna fight this one alone
Wishing all the while I could get a ride home
Where I'd watch TV all night
And not have to worry whether or not I'd start another fight
With mom or dad or anyone in this scene
Making me worry about where I've been
I've fucked up a lot but not to worry
Because no one will ever let you forget.... Your history.
Post Chorus
I swear I'm clean...
I swear I'm clean...
I swear I'm clean...