Re: WARNING SPOILERS?woodburnerSeptember 14 2010, 02:24:40 UTC
Well, Bill and Eric got rid of Russell (who was the big bad of the season) by wrapping him in silver chain and burying him in concrete, and then Bill did a face heel turn and handcuffed Eric and pushed him down into a pit and buried him in concrete too. Then Bill went to see Sookie and was being all tragic, telling her that he was going to kill everyone that knew what she was to protect her, even though he knew she probably wouldn't let him see her again after this. Sookie was all weepy like, "that is not cool, but I am so sad about this! Wait, don't go!" And then the door blows open SURPRISE!ERIC is standing there hilariously covered in concrete. And he's all, "o hay did you tell her how you came to spy on her for the queen in the first place? >:3"
Then Sookie's all "WHAT." And Bill's all, "It's true! But then I came to love you and purposefully kept her away from you!" And she's all, "SO WERE YOU EVER GOING TO TELL ME. :|" And he's all, "I'd... hoped to? Really!" And then Eric's all, "What about you letting two psychos beat her within an inch of her life so she'd need your blood?" And she's all, "?!!" and Bill's all "oshi-" and then Sookie's all HELL NAW BOTH OF YOU GET LOST I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN BEEL AND YOU TOO ERIC EFFFFF.
And then she runs off to her happy place to play with the fairies. ...literally.
Re: WARNING SPOILERS?nevethSeptember 14 2010, 04:27:21 UTC
Yeah, that's pretty much it. The Bill trying to kill everyone is kind of "..." though. Very different. And then there's the fact that Bill, um, in a blood-frenzy kind of... rapes Sookie. But it is alot the same.
Re: WARNING SPOILERS?woodburnerSeptember 14 2010, 04:54:47 UTC
Wait, was this when he was dying and Sookie was trying to save him? B/c that happened but he didn't rape her in the show, he just nearly drained her dry, which... was kind of understandable, what with him being an unconscious vampire and all. But yeah no, rape?!! WTF.
Re: WARNING SPOILERS?nevethSeptember 14 2010, 06:27:38 UTC
Well, in the book Sookie got him to saftey in the trunk of a car, the only safe place for a vampire in the middle of the day driving down the road. She gets to saftey and opens the trunk and then someone shoves her in the trunk and closes the lid. This wakes bill up enough to feed, sookie starts shouting at him because this HURTS and the whole feeding/lust thing shifts and he pulls her pants down and uh, well. This is Club Dead/Book 3
Then Sookie's all "WHAT." And Bill's all, "It's true! But then I came to love you and purposefully kept her away from you!" And she's all, "SO WERE YOU EVER GOING TO TELL ME. :|" And he's all, "I'd... hoped to? Really!" And then Eric's all, "What about you letting two psychos beat her within an inch of her life so she'd need your blood?" And she's all, "?!!" and Bill's all "oshi-" and then Sookie's all HELL NAW BOTH OF YOU GET LOST I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN BEEL AND YOU TOO ERIC EFFFFF.
And then she runs off to her happy place to play with the fairies. ...literally.
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