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Mar 01, 2004 11:43

Top 5 Words That Are Difficult Do Say When Drunk:
1. Cinnamon
2. Indubitably
3. Innovative
4. Preliminary
5. Proliferation

Top 5 Words That Are Very Difficult To Say When Drunk:
1. British Constitution
2. Loquacious
3. Transubstantiate
4. Passive-Aggresive Disorder
5. Specificity

Top 6 Phrases That Are Downright, 100% Impossible To Say When Drunk:
1. "Thanks, but I don't want to have sex tonight."
2. "Nope, no more booze for me."
3. "Sorry, but you're not really my type."
4. "Good evening officer! Isn't it lovely out tonight?"
5. "Oh I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing."
6. "You're right, there is no way I can jump over that ."

Peace.
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