01 Revolution
Attention comrades! Small bear has agreed to become one with glorious Soviet Union! Was obviously best choice, since little bear’s brethren are already soviet… But! Is time for celebration! Why? Is because another creature is safe from lies of capitalism! So, is glorious day!
[A Teddiursa appears next to the nation, interrupting anything Russia was going to say. Teddi?]
Ah…[Russia looks down at it, and after a moment, he flicks the bear in the ear. (Not hard! But it seems to upset the poor Pokémon.)] Now, what was Russia saying…Oh! Everyone on puny planet should follow bear’s example by becoming one with glorious union!
…Is for the best, да?
[A Teddiursa appears next to the nation, interrupting anything Russia was going to say. Teddi?]
Ah…[Russia looks down at it, and after a moment, he flicks the bear in the ear. (Not hard! But it seems to upset the poor Pokémon.)] Now, what was Russia saying…Oh! Everyone on puny planet should follow bear’s example by becoming one with glorious union!
…Is for the best, да?