The Most Amazing Phenomenon Ever!
Okay so this is a little on the gross side, but who cares. If Jason can post pictures of his pussy legs then I can talk about GAS!
Okay, so gas, everyone has it. So do I...but here's the thing: I never ever ever ever have to fart in public, or even around certain people BUT when I am at home I just seem to have this inexpendible gas! It's so crazy! Like I'm on a timer or something. As I am getting home from school tonight, I'm walking up the sidewalk to the front door and then it starts. I fart the second I cross the threshold and there doesn't seem to be any end to it!
So there it is folks. I have the most amazing gas ever!
Okay, so gas, everyone has it. So do I...but here's the thing: I never ever ever ever have to fart in public, or even around certain people BUT when I am at home I just seem to have this inexpendible gas! It's so crazy! Like I'm on a timer or something. As I am getting home from school tonight, I'm walking up the sidewalk to the front door and then it starts. I fart the second I cross the threshold and there doesn't seem to be any end to it!
So there it is folks. I have the most amazing gas ever!