i wonder what the OTHER ladies on "The Veiw" where doing...
so, i had this weird dream last night. i was walking around this strange house, trying to find the seemingly non-existent door to leave. room after room, down every hallway... nothing.
after a few more minutes of walking around i spotted one more door that i hadnt checked... this must be it.
i whipped the door open- and standing before me was Rosie O'donnell, wearing absolutely nothing other than her ass-less chaps. completely oblivious to the fact that i was standing there, she continued to stand there massaging anchovy paste into her frisbee sized nipples and farting the title song to Cabaret...
is that fucked up? and if so...
is it MORE... or LESS... fucked up that i immediately jacked off 3 times upon awakening?
after a few more minutes of walking around i spotted one more door that i hadnt checked... this must be it.
i whipped the door open- and standing before me was Rosie O'donnell, wearing absolutely nothing other than her ass-less chaps. completely oblivious to the fact that i was standing there, she continued to stand there massaging anchovy paste into her frisbee sized nipples and farting the title song to Cabaret...
is that fucked up? and if so...
is it MORE... or LESS... fucked up that i immediately jacked off 3 times upon awakening?