✰ nine ribbons; can I expect survival against your rival? ( ACTION )

[wonribbons]

[A. At school today, Dawn is acting like the most chipper girl, even in class. But during lunch, she shows her true colors, giving away free cookies and cupcakes. Oh, but there are two bags. One labeled A... and another labeled B. And if you come to her table, she'll smile innocently, while saying:]

Hi! Do you want some cookies? Of course you do.

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A

[10_year_old_kid]

... Uh, Dawn?

[... Yeah, that really didn't sound like a Dawn kind of thing to say.]

[wonribbons]

Yeah? Oh, you don't want any? Fine, you can be a weenie and not have any. After all, the more the merrier~!

[10_year_old_kid]

... You feelin' alright?

[wonribbons]

What kind of stupid question is that? [Slight headtilt...] Of course, I'm fine, no need to worry! But I'm not so sure about you...

[10_year_old_kid]

Well, okay... If you say so...

[wonribbons]

See, I'm always right! You're just really, really, stupid and incompetent. ☆

[10_year_old_kid]

[Sigh... I wonder where the real Dawn is?]

[wonribbons]

[ Behind... her house... obviously.

What is non-obvious hiding places?? ]

Hey! Are you just going to ignore me? Don't be rude...

[10_year_old_kid]

Oh, um, uuuh...

[wonribbons]

Are you just going to stare at me like the dumb, stupid, useless idiot you are or actually say something intelligent? I don't have all day.

[10_year_old_kid]

Well, what do you expect me to say?

[I can't just openly accuse her of not being the real Dawn, she'll deny it and know that I'm onto her...]

[wonribbons]

I don't know, "I'm cute!" or "I'm charming"! Or maybe, "I'm so sorry, Dawn, for being such a loser, I'll take the wonderful cookies you made~"

[10_year_old_kid]

... I'm not hungry?

[... Stomach rumbles.]

[wonribbons]

[ And 'Dawn' will frown at you, Ash... ]

But your stomach just made a noise. Don't be so stupid. [ Oh, wait. ] But I guess I was mistaken... after all, you already are. Come on, why don't you take a cookie, I'm sure that the sugar will be wonderful for you. It'll make your body match your dumb brain.

[10_year_old_kid]

What's with the attitude?

[wonribbons]

... What do you mean? [ mO_Om ]