Oh How I Hate You
Full Title: Just because I stare at you doesn't mean I like you...urgh I hate you so much >_<
Genre: Romance, humour, angstish?
Rating: R
Warning: High school boys touching each other (I feel like such a paedo), serious lack of practise too
Disclaimer: I only own Miyuki
Summary: Kame had the perfect life and it looked like he would finally manged to woo his crush...and then Akanishi Jin transferred
AN: I am so sorry however for once it isn't my fault...honestly...my computer died. It really, properly died. Well my internet died not my computer but my computer may as well have died so meh. Birds have been pecking at my phone line and the people still haven't come out to fix it, so now that it has finally come back on I thought I'd post this up soon.
At this point my internet cut off again and I had to wait a whole two fucking hours to post this. BASTARDS!
I'm good, I'm good...okay so I'm listening to heavy metal to match my anger but uh hush now. Like I said in the warning I'm kind of out of practise, oh don't get wrong I've been writing (that's all I've been doing) but I've been writing essays for college. Which are different...the other students are now convinced I'm crazy (my friend dared me to flash some guy and I uh...did...kind of...no no I didn't really, just shut up T_T) so uh more fun. Anyway the constant essays, assessments and lack of fangirling have taken their toll and I'm going to cry. Lol jokes...(someone please save me T____T)
Okay I just had to get it out, ranting is good...just uh enjoy it, yeah enjoy.
*dead*
Everything was fine before he came. He had his friends all to himself, he was popular among students and teachers alike and most of all: he had Miyuki. Well sort of. He was currently working towards having Miyuki but he was close. Or at least he was before Akanishi entered the school.
It was hard to admit but Akanishi was extremely handsome, in fact more than once Kazuya had caught himself staring at the older boy. Akanishi was tall, handsome and strong whereas Kazuya was on the smaller, more slender side. Kazuya had feminine features, in fact more than once he had been mistaken for a girl, whilst the other had strong and much manlier qualities. And Miyuki preferred the manlier qualities.
Kazuya pouted as he watched his girl swooning over some washed up, greasy dirt bag. Next to him Koki sighed in frustration before poking Kazuya’s cheek: trying and failing to get his attention. Kazuya simply huffed and turned away, angry at being ignored by the girl he loved. Yes, that’s right. What he felt for Miyuki wasn’t simple lust or a high school crush: he loved her and damn it he was going to win her over. Of course he’d sulk for a little while, looking irresistibly cute and missing the longing stares from his classmates. But in the end he’d win because he’s Kamenashi Kazuya and there was no way he’d lose to a dirty hobo.
Full of determination he strode over to the group and smirked at Akanishi, this time it would be his loss. He placed a hand on Miyuki’s shoulder and smiled gently at the girl; she jumped a little at the contact and looked at Kazuya in surprise. She pouted a little and Kazuya chuckled at the cute face.
“Miyuki, we have to get going if we want to make the movie in time” She smiled widely and nodded before going to her own desk to pack up her things. Now it was just him and Akanishi, the tension was thick and their other classmates were watching the scene intently. Kazuya smirked at the taller man, taking his victory and rubbing it all over that greasy face.
“Shall we go then? Oh Kame-chan you don’t mind if Akanishi-kun comes along do you? It seems we’re not the only ones who like classic foreign movies” She laughed her cute little laugh and Kazuya felt his world crashing down. No! He didn’t want that fat monkey anywhere near their date. From the corner of his eye he could see Akanishi smiling innocently but Kazuya could tell the bastard was smug and counting his victories. He wanted to scream no but he could never deny Miyuki so he gave her a weak smile and nodded.
He could tell his classmates were laughing at them, they all knew how much he liked Miyuki. In fact the only person who didn’t know seemed to be Miyuki. Even the teachers knew!
On the way to the cinema the boys were silent whilst Miyuki was talking a mile a minute. Kazuya had to keep forcing his smiles because that idiot was watching him with the smuggest look. He’d like to burn off that stupid smirk but Miyuki was there so all he could do was fake a smile and ignore the annoying presence.
The cinema was huge and it catered to the needs of just about every movie fan, Kazuya really loved going here. Not only was it luxuriously decorated but it also had the widest range of movies. There were movie posters everywhere: some were of new movies, others were of classic movies aired decades ago. It was comforting to Kazuya, to know that there were still some people out there who appreciated something different.
“Oh my god! I thought this movie was to be aired next month; oh can we see it please? I’ve wanted to see this movie for so long!” Miyuki was squealing and looked at him with puppy eyes. Kazuya groaned, now he was being forced to watch some new boring girl movie. Nonetheless he smiled at the girl and nodded, even though he didn’t know what the movie was he was sure Miyuki had good taste.
“Okay you and Akanishi-kun get some snacks okay?” He was being lumped with that idiot again. He sighed in defeat before grabbing a hold of the taller man and dragging him to the snack stand.
“You’re really weak with her aren’t you?” Kazuya ignored the question and the amusement dancing in his rival’s eyes. He just wanted to get this over and done with. He also ignored Akanishi poking his side; this guy really knew how to get on his nerves. Eventually he threw a bag of popcorn at Akanishi who caught it and smirked at Kazuya’s loss of temper.
“Look here you stupid, fat, greasy monkey, I hate you. I’m going to have Miyuki and you’re going to be left behind, I’m the one who’s going to win understand? Or is that too much for your Palaeolithic brain?” He smirked at the confused look before grabbing another bag of popcorn and heading over to the counter. Of course that idiot didn’t know any big words; he could barely speak basic Japanese so he really had no chance.
The cashier was also an idiot who couldn’t find the price tag on the popcorn so he was left tapping his foot impatiently. Akanishi was probably getting drinks if he was smart enough to realise they didn’t have any. He didn’t know why but that boy always managed to get on his nerves, he hated the other even before Akanishi started stealing Miyuki. He was everything Kazuya wasn’t and it wasn’t fair. He sighed in defeat but squeaked in surprise as he felt hands sneak around his waist.
“Hey baby, how about we ditch your boyfriend and find a love hotel?” Kazuya could barely breathe. He stared wide eyed at the cashier who only averted his gaze and ‘dropped’ the popcorn so he had to get another bag. Kazuya couldn’t even tell the horrible perverted dickhead to take his hands off of him because he was too shocked.
“What’s wrong cutie? Cat your tongue or do you not speak Japanese?” Now the pervert was leaning forward to breathe into his ear and Kazuya finally got his senses back. He tried to wriggle out of the hold but the other only chuckled and moved a hand to cup his ass.
“Get your filthy hands off of me you disgusting wretch” He managed to get out of the hold and stepped away from the man. The man raised an eyebrow in amusement and reached forward to grab Kazuya again. Kazuya slapped the hand away but the other just laughed and when he got a hold of Kazuya’s wrist he pulled Kazuya towards him.
“Ah you’re feisty I like that, I wonder just how feisty you are in the bedroom huh” Kazuya squeaked again as he felt the other caressing his backside. He tried but failed to get out of the strong grip so he looked around the room, trying to find someone who would help. Everyone was watching the scene but no one would help, when Kazuya caught their eye they averted their gaze.
“Oi what do you think you’re doing?” Kazuya held his breath as he heard Akanishi’s voice. Just great, this was exactly what he needed. First he gets molested by some pervert and then Bakanishi saves the day. He’ll never live this down. The man turned around to smirk at Akanishi who smirked back before punching the other’s face. Kazuya watched the scene, too stunned to move. Akanishi actually punched him.
“You okay?” Kazuya moved his gaze to stare at the taller boy before biting his lip and looking away. He was blushing and that idiot was staring at him as if they were lovers.
“Oh Kame are you really okay?” Oh great. Not only was he molested by some guy and saved by his rival but now his crush, no his love saw it. There was no way he was going to win now. He sighed in defeat and nodded but froze as Miyuki wrapped her arms tightly around him. The expression on Akanishi’s face alone could have sent him to heaven happily but Miyuki was actually hugging him. And Akanishi looked furious. Getting harassed by some random guy was so worth it.
They paid for the food and drinks and made their way to sit in the theatre, Kazuya even managed to discretely shove Akanishi out of the way so he could sit next Miyuki. Things were definitely looking up. He could even pretend Akanishi wasn’t there and share popcorn with her. Maybe even accidentally touch hands, and then they’ll look into each others eyes and become lost in the moment. Then they’ll slowly lean forward until their lips meet, tentative and shy at first but soon it’ll get more passionate. He would have daydreamt all night but Akanishi elbowed him whilst trying to get the popcorn. Bastard.
“Shh it’s starting” Both boys stopped their glaring match to focus on the big screen. Kazuya felt his mind wondering, he now noticed that the entire theatre was filled with girls. Great; it was some sappy romance. Not really caring about the movie Kazuya made himself comfortable in the chair and let his mind wander.
He didn’t know how long had passed but he was awoken from his daydream by a loud gasp. He looked over to Akanishi who was now staring at the screen in horror. Perplexed by the reaction he focused his attention on the screen only to be gripped in horror also. There, on the screen were two men kissing. And now they were touching. Oh my god now they were undressing each other.
Kazuya couldn’t tear his eyes away from the screen no matter how much he wanted to. Next to him Akanishi was in a similar situation. Kazuya finally managed to look away from the screen and instead his gaze landed on Akanishi. More specifically Akanishi’s quite pronounced bulge...just how big was he?
His thoughts were interrupted by a loud moan and against his better judgment he looked back to the screen only to recoil in horror. Did he just? Where the hell was he putting that thing? Oh my fucking god is that thing in his -
When the film finished the crowd dispersed, a bunch of excited girls giggling and whispering amongst themselves were spilling out into the lobby. But both of the boys were still shocked by the film. Miyuki excused herself to the bathroom and both of them followed suit.
Once locked inside the cubicle Kazuya hastily pulled down his trousers and delved into his boxers. He could have cried with relief as his hand provided the much needed friction and he could barely hold back a moan. Instead a small whimper escaped his lips.
A knock on the door made him jump and he hastily pulled up his trousers. He nervously opened the door, having no idea who could be knocking on the door. When the door was open just a little bit he was pushed back as Akanishi shoved him back inside and turned around to close the door.
“What the -” He was interrupted by a pair of chapped lips against his own. The kiss was harsh and unforgiving and Kazuya knew he shouldn’t have melted into it. He also knew that he shouldn’t have called Nishikido a midget but he still did it. Against his better judgement he kissed back just as fiercely.
Akanishi slipped his hands under Kazuya’s top and lightly massaged the soft, creamy skin. Kazuya buried one hand in Akanishi’s hair and let the other wrap around the older boy’s neck pulling him closer. Akanishi trapped Kazuya between his own body and the cubicle door and dipped his hand into the already loosened trousers.
Kazuya could only see white when Akanishi wrapped his hand around the throbbing erection. Throwing his head back Kazuya let out a loud moan which Akanishi quickly silenced by pressing their lips together once more. He lightly bit and sucked on the lips until they were swollen and red whilst slowly moving his hand along the erection. The slow pace was almost killing Kazuya and he bucked into the hand but Akanishi only smirked and continued at a snail’s pace.
“Fuck Akanishi go faster” Akanishi nipped down Kazuya’s neck making sure to leave red marks and paying special attention to his collarbone. Kazuya’s was steadily losing his breath and felt dizzy from the lack of air, but he didn’t care as long as Akanishi sped up. Akanishi used his other hand to guide Kazuya’s hand into the older man’s trousers, realising what the other wanted Kazuya lightly wrapped his hand around Akanishi’s member.
Frustrated with the lack of movement Kazuya squeezed Akanishi’s member which caused the older man to curse and stop his movement altogether. Kazuya glared at Akanishi who sighed in defeat before gently caressing the engorged head which made Kazuya lean into the older man and give a soft sigh of relief. His hand began stroking Akanishi’s member and this coupled with the soft kisses Kazuya placed on the other’s collarbone made Akanishi moan loudly.
“Huh what’s going on in there?” Both boys stopped, their eyes wide and their backs stiff as they recognised the voice as Yamashita Tomohisa. Jin’s best friend was in the bathroom with them, and only a flimsy plastic door was stopping him from finding out just what they were doing.
“Ha probably some sad idiot who can’t get sex so he has to jerk off to some b-list movie” And that voice was none other than Nishikido Ryo, the worst man to catch them in this situation. Yamapi laughed at the remark and pushed at the door, to everyone’s surprise the door opened slightly. Kazuya cursed inwardly when he realised the big oaf forgot to lock the door. Thinking quickly he opened the door and shoved Akanishi out of the cubicle. From the gap between the floor and the door Kazuya could see the older man’s jeans pool around his ankles.
“Jin? What the hell are you doing?” Kazuya prayed that the two would be satisfied with humiliating Akanishi and that they didn’t check the cubicle. Now that the adrenaline was gone Kazuya realised just what he did and he was just about ready to burst in tears of shame. Or frustration. Because he was still pretty hard.
“Weren’t you supposed to be with Kamenashi? What happened? Did that pretty face get too much for you?” Kazuya’s mouth fell open; they were talking about him like he was a girl? He listened to Jin give some random excuse about how he was peeing and bumped his head and that was he was moaning. And that a spider fell on top of him and bit him and that the spider had some sort of Viagra in it. Kazuya face palmed at the excuse, of course Akanishi couldn’t come up with something plausible.
“Okay okay Bakanishi whatever you say, just pull up your trousers and we can go to the arcade” Kazuya waited until there was no sound before slowly opening the door and peeping out. When he was sure no one was there he quickly made his way out of the bathroom and into the lobby. Miyuki was waiting by the entrance laughing with Yamapi and Nishikido whilst Akanishi stood a little bit away from them looking forlorn and obviously sulking. Kazuya froze in his steps and grimaced when Miyuki noticed him and began to wave him over.
Yamapi and Nishikido were smirking at him, obviously having figured everything out whilst Akanishi glared at him. Kazuya could have just died in his spot but he dragged himself over to the group, ignoring the smug smiles and hateful glares.
“Finally I thought you had fallen into the toilet or something” Miyuki sent him a cheeky smile and Kazuya found himself wishing he would be swallowed up by the floor. He gave her a weak smile in return and refused to meet the stares from the three boys. He could tell his face was red but Miyuki didn’t seem to notice or mind.
“Hm maybe he met a new friend in the bathroom?” Yamapi was smiling impishly and Kazuya glared at the other boy, he so badly wanted to tear off that stupid smug smile. But instead he just let out a strained laugh and turned to Miyuki.
“Do you want to go to dinner? Just the two of us? These idiots are getting on my nerves” The other three boys were shocked at Kazuya’s sudden attitude change, usually when he was in front of Miyuki he would be sweet and patient but now he was so straightforward.
“Sure, you don’t mind do you Akanishi-kun?” Miyuki linked her arm with Kazuya’s and he grinned brightly at her. Finally something good was coming out of today, after everything that had happened he definitely deserved it.
After a few strained and awkward goodbyes the pair went off to a ramen booth, Kazuya couldn’t help but be nervous because Miyuki’s hand was now entwined with his. They walked in silence; though it wasn’t an uncomfortable one it wasn’t exactly amazing either. When they got there Miyuki let go of his hand but strangely Kazuya didn’t really miss it. That stupid movie must have messed him up more than he thought. He sat down next to her and waited for the chef to finish talking to another customer.
“So, you and Akanishi huh?” Kazuya spluttered and turned to the girl wide eyed and red faced. She smirked at his reaction. An expression he had never seen on her. He always thought she was so innocent; then again she took them to a porn movie.
“Hah what are you talking about? Akanishi is just a classmate” A mischievous grin appeared on Miyuki’s face but before she could say anything the chef came to ask their order. Kazuya took the time to control his thumping heart. Once the chef went to make the ramen however Kazuya’s heart started beating even more ferociously. Miyuki…looked really scary…
“Of course he’s a classmate, but classmates don’t generally give each other hand jobs in a cinema bathroom” Kazuya couldn’t even react he was so shocked, and Miyuki was just sitting there calmly as if talking about the weather. He didn’t understand how she knew about it? Could it even count as a hand job? They hadn’t even finished and oh crap was he actually thinking about this?
“I-that-it-no!” Miyuki laughed, her usual tinkling laughter was replaced by something else. It was pretty unnerving; to find out that the girl you had been crushing on for so long was in actual fact and evil pervert.
“Kame-chan, I like you. You’re funny and sweet and cute but I can’t go out with someone prettier than me” Kazuya stared at the girl; his face was a mixture of confusion and sheer pain. Miyuki however smiled gently at him before ruffling his hair and standing up. She made to walk away but turned around to face Kazuya.
“Akanishi really likes you, you should give him a chance” She patted his shoulder before walking away. Kazuya looked down at the table, he felt tears well up and tried his hardest to fight them down. When he felt someone sit beside him he looked down to hide his face. It was unsuccessful however as he felt the person take a hold of his chin.
He was surprised to see Akanishi sitting there, gazing at him as if he was some girl. He wasn’t a girl damnit; he didn’t care if he looked like one, or acted like one sometimes, he wasn’t a girl. And yet there he was, the cause of all this, sitting there like he owned the fucking place. The bastard was probably feeling so smug and -
His thoughts were interrupted when Akanishi pulled him close. Kazuya couldn’t help it, but when he was in the older man’s embrace he started crying. It wasn’t fair. This was all Akanishi’s fault. And yet Kazuya couldn’t blame him, not when the other was rubbing his back and whispering comforting words to him.
“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry” Kazuya sniffed and detached himself from Akanishi who seemed unwilling to part. He looked up at the other in confusion.
“It’s my fault, I-I asked Miyuki to break it off with you” All he felt was rage. Kazuya thought that maybe Miyuki liked Akanishi, but not this. He puffed out his cheeks before pushing the other away and running from the stand. He heard Akanishi’s steps behind him and the other was gaining quickly. A hand pulled him back and he punched at whatever he could. As his fist sunk into the others flesh Kazuya had never felt more satisfied.
“Ah fuck” Akanishi let go of Kazuya and the younger man made to walk away. He stopped however as he felt slightly anxious; he hadn’t meant to really punch Akanishi. Kazuya bit his lip and stepped towards Akanishi who was cradling his face in his hands, looking down Kazuya was relieved to see no blood.
“A-Akanishi-kun? Are you okay?” Kazuya tentatively stepped forward and reached out to the other but was surprised when the older boy stood up straight. Kazuya winced when he saw how swollen the eye was and reached up to lightly stroke it. Akanishi caught his hand gazed into Kazuya’s eyes, against his will Kazuya felt himself drowning in those eyes.
“So, feel like kissing it better?” Kazuya’s eye twitched and he came crashing back to Earth. He yanked his hand back from Akanishi and slapped the older boy’s face. This time he didn’t even feel bad as he heard the yell of pain. Kazuya walked away from the other before stopping, he contemplated for a while before turning back and cupping Akanishi’s face in his hands. The other stared at Kazuya in shock, his eyes widened even more when Kazuya smashed their lips together. Just as Akanishi was coming out of shock and began to kiss back Kazuya pulled back. His face was bright red and he looked a little lost before turned on his heels and running.
Akanishi Jin finally got what he wanted. Well sort of.
Omake
Miyuki watched the pair contentedly. She felt pretty bad for being so cruel to Kame but it was needed to achieve this. Well not this exactly, she wanted them to actually date. Instead Akanishi was showering Kame in praise and gifts, trying his hardest to woo the stubborn boy.
She fingered the tape recorder and wondered whether she should be mixing things up even more. But then again at this rate nothing was going to happen anyway, and besides Akanishi had to hold up his end of the bargain. There was a price to pay for Miyuki’s help, a sweet price…well for her not for them.
She skipped over to the Akakame couple and smiled sweetly at them, ignoring the looks of confusion she held up the tape recorder.
“Now, now Jinjin remember you have to uphold your end of the bargain, make sure you fill up the entire thing before returning it alright?” She placed the recorder on the desk before moving away from them, satisfied with the effect.
She chuckled to herself when she heard Kame scream in shock, obviously just finding out the price for her help. She just hoped they would get it on already; she was getting bored of the Ryoda material.
That was...long...
Actually the longest thing I have ever written
A bit of pride in the madness
Sigh I'm listening to Adam's Song and it's just not a good song to listen to
Just for the record I'm not high (fu Rachel just fu)
Okay so technically I am, coffee is a drug right?
Bugger...
Lol oh god please just ignore all of that
I'm normal, really I am
Genre: Romance, humour, angstish?
Rating: R
Warning: High school boys touching each other (I feel like such a paedo), serious lack of practise too
Disclaimer: I only own Miyuki
Summary: Kame had the perfect life and it looked like he would finally manged to woo his crush...and then Akanishi Jin transferred
AN: I am so sorry however for once it isn't my fault...honestly...my computer died. It really, properly died. Well my internet died not my computer but my computer may as well have died so meh. Birds have been pecking at my phone line and the people still haven't come out to fix it, so now that it has finally come back on I thought I'd post this up soon.
At this point my internet cut off again and I had to wait a whole two fucking hours to post this. BASTARDS!
I'm good, I'm good...okay so I'm listening to heavy metal to match my anger but uh hush now. Like I said in the warning I'm kind of out of practise, oh don't get wrong I've been writing (that's all I've been doing) but I've been writing essays for college. Which are different...the other students are now convinced I'm crazy (my friend dared me to flash some guy and I uh...did...kind of...no no I didn't really, just shut up T_T) so uh more fun. Anyway the constant essays, assessments and lack of fangirling have taken their toll and I'm going to cry. Lol jokes...(someone please save me T____T)
Okay I just had to get it out, ranting is good...just uh enjoy it, yeah enjoy.
*dead*
Everything was fine before he came. He had his friends all to himself, he was popular among students and teachers alike and most of all: he had Miyuki. Well sort of. He was currently working towards having Miyuki but he was close. Or at least he was before Akanishi entered the school.
It was hard to admit but Akanishi was extremely handsome, in fact more than once Kazuya had caught himself staring at the older boy. Akanishi was tall, handsome and strong whereas Kazuya was on the smaller, more slender side. Kazuya had feminine features, in fact more than once he had been mistaken for a girl, whilst the other had strong and much manlier qualities. And Miyuki preferred the manlier qualities.
Kazuya pouted as he watched his girl swooning over some washed up, greasy dirt bag. Next to him Koki sighed in frustration before poking Kazuya’s cheek: trying and failing to get his attention. Kazuya simply huffed and turned away, angry at being ignored by the girl he loved. Yes, that’s right. What he felt for Miyuki wasn’t simple lust or a high school crush: he loved her and damn it he was going to win her over. Of course he’d sulk for a little while, looking irresistibly cute and missing the longing stares from his classmates. But in the end he’d win because he’s Kamenashi Kazuya and there was no way he’d lose to a dirty hobo.
Full of determination he strode over to the group and smirked at Akanishi, this time it would be his loss. He placed a hand on Miyuki’s shoulder and smiled gently at the girl; she jumped a little at the contact and looked at Kazuya in surprise. She pouted a little and Kazuya chuckled at the cute face.
“Miyuki, we have to get going if we want to make the movie in time” She smiled widely and nodded before going to her own desk to pack up her things. Now it was just him and Akanishi, the tension was thick and their other classmates were watching the scene intently. Kazuya smirked at the taller man, taking his victory and rubbing it all over that greasy face.
“Shall we go then? Oh Kame-chan you don’t mind if Akanishi-kun comes along do you? It seems we’re not the only ones who like classic foreign movies” She laughed her cute little laugh and Kazuya felt his world crashing down. No! He didn’t want that fat monkey anywhere near their date. From the corner of his eye he could see Akanishi smiling innocently but Kazuya could tell the bastard was smug and counting his victories. He wanted to scream no but he could never deny Miyuki so he gave her a weak smile and nodded.
He could tell his classmates were laughing at them, they all knew how much he liked Miyuki. In fact the only person who didn’t know seemed to be Miyuki. Even the teachers knew!
On the way to the cinema the boys were silent whilst Miyuki was talking a mile a minute. Kazuya had to keep forcing his smiles because that idiot was watching him with the smuggest look. He’d like to burn off that stupid smirk but Miyuki was there so all he could do was fake a smile and ignore the annoying presence.
The cinema was huge and it catered to the needs of just about every movie fan, Kazuya really loved going here. Not only was it luxuriously decorated but it also had the widest range of movies. There were movie posters everywhere: some were of new movies, others were of classic movies aired decades ago. It was comforting to Kazuya, to know that there were still some people out there who appreciated something different.
“Oh my god! I thought this movie was to be aired next month; oh can we see it please? I’ve wanted to see this movie for so long!” Miyuki was squealing and looked at him with puppy eyes. Kazuya groaned, now he was being forced to watch some new boring girl movie. Nonetheless he smiled at the girl and nodded, even though he didn’t know what the movie was he was sure Miyuki had good taste.
“Okay you and Akanishi-kun get some snacks okay?” He was being lumped with that idiot again. He sighed in defeat before grabbing a hold of the taller man and dragging him to the snack stand.
“You’re really weak with her aren’t you?” Kazuya ignored the question and the amusement dancing in his rival’s eyes. He just wanted to get this over and done with. He also ignored Akanishi poking his side; this guy really knew how to get on his nerves. Eventually he threw a bag of popcorn at Akanishi who caught it and smirked at Kazuya’s loss of temper.
“Look here you stupid, fat, greasy monkey, I hate you. I’m going to have Miyuki and you’re going to be left behind, I’m the one who’s going to win understand? Or is that too much for your Palaeolithic brain?” He smirked at the confused look before grabbing another bag of popcorn and heading over to the counter. Of course that idiot didn’t know any big words; he could barely speak basic Japanese so he really had no chance.
The cashier was also an idiot who couldn’t find the price tag on the popcorn so he was left tapping his foot impatiently. Akanishi was probably getting drinks if he was smart enough to realise they didn’t have any. He didn’t know why but that boy always managed to get on his nerves, he hated the other even before Akanishi started stealing Miyuki. He was everything Kazuya wasn’t and it wasn’t fair. He sighed in defeat but squeaked in surprise as he felt hands sneak around his waist.
“Hey baby, how about we ditch your boyfriend and find a love hotel?” Kazuya could barely breathe. He stared wide eyed at the cashier who only averted his gaze and ‘dropped’ the popcorn so he had to get another bag. Kazuya couldn’t even tell the horrible perverted dickhead to take his hands off of him because he was too shocked.
“What’s wrong cutie? Cat your tongue or do you not speak Japanese?” Now the pervert was leaning forward to breathe into his ear and Kazuya finally got his senses back. He tried to wriggle out of the hold but the other only chuckled and moved a hand to cup his ass.
“Get your filthy hands off of me you disgusting wretch” He managed to get out of the hold and stepped away from the man. The man raised an eyebrow in amusement and reached forward to grab Kazuya again. Kazuya slapped the hand away but the other just laughed and when he got a hold of Kazuya’s wrist he pulled Kazuya towards him.
“Ah you’re feisty I like that, I wonder just how feisty you are in the bedroom huh” Kazuya squeaked again as he felt the other caressing his backside. He tried but failed to get out of the strong grip so he looked around the room, trying to find someone who would help. Everyone was watching the scene but no one would help, when Kazuya caught their eye they averted their gaze.
“Oi what do you think you’re doing?” Kazuya held his breath as he heard Akanishi’s voice. Just great, this was exactly what he needed. First he gets molested by some pervert and then Bakanishi saves the day. He’ll never live this down. The man turned around to smirk at Akanishi who smirked back before punching the other’s face. Kazuya watched the scene, too stunned to move. Akanishi actually punched him.
“You okay?” Kazuya moved his gaze to stare at the taller boy before biting his lip and looking away. He was blushing and that idiot was staring at him as if they were lovers.
“Oh Kame are you really okay?” Oh great. Not only was he molested by some guy and saved by his rival but now his crush, no his love saw it. There was no way he was going to win now. He sighed in defeat and nodded but froze as Miyuki wrapped her arms tightly around him. The expression on Akanishi’s face alone could have sent him to heaven happily but Miyuki was actually hugging him. And Akanishi looked furious. Getting harassed by some random guy was so worth it.
They paid for the food and drinks and made their way to sit in the theatre, Kazuya even managed to discretely shove Akanishi out of the way so he could sit next Miyuki. Things were definitely looking up. He could even pretend Akanishi wasn’t there and share popcorn with her. Maybe even accidentally touch hands, and then they’ll look into each others eyes and become lost in the moment. Then they’ll slowly lean forward until their lips meet, tentative and shy at first but soon it’ll get more passionate. He would have daydreamt all night but Akanishi elbowed him whilst trying to get the popcorn. Bastard.
“Shh it’s starting” Both boys stopped their glaring match to focus on the big screen. Kazuya felt his mind wondering, he now noticed that the entire theatre was filled with girls. Great; it was some sappy romance. Not really caring about the movie Kazuya made himself comfortable in the chair and let his mind wander.
He didn’t know how long had passed but he was awoken from his daydream by a loud gasp. He looked over to Akanishi who was now staring at the screen in horror. Perplexed by the reaction he focused his attention on the screen only to be gripped in horror also. There, on the screen were two men kissing. And now they were touching. Oh my god now they were undressing each other.
Kazuya couldn’t tear his eyes away from the screen no matter how much he wanted to. Next to him Akanishi was in a similar situation. Kazuya finally managed to look away from the screen and instead his gaze landed on Akanishi. More specifically Akanishi’s quite pronounced bulge...just how big was he?
His thoughts were interrupted by a loud moan and against his better judgment he looked back to the screen only to recoil in horror. Did he just? Where the hell was he putting that thing? Oh my fucking god is that thing in his -
When the film finished the crowd dispersed, a bunch of excited girls giggling and whispering amongst themselves were spilling out into the lobby. But both of the boys were still shocked by the film. Miyuki excused herself to the bathroom and both of them followed suit.
Once locked inside the cubicle Kazuya hastily pulled down his trousers and delved into his boxers. He could have cried with relief as his hand provided the much needed friction and he could barely hold back a moan. Instead a small whimper escaped his lips.
A knock on the door made him jump and he hastily pulled up his trousers. He nervously opened the door, having no idea who could be knocking on the door. When the door was open just a little bit he was pushed back as Akanishi shoved him back inside and turned around to close the door.
“What the -” He was interrupted by a pair of chapped lips against his own. The kiss was harsh and unforgiving and Kazuya knew he shouldn’t have melted into it. He also knew that he shouldn’t have called Nishikido a midget but he still did it. Against his better judgement he kissed back just as fiercely.
Akanishi slipped his hands under Kazuya’s top and lightly massaged the soft, creamy skin. Kazuya buried one hand in Akanishi’s hair and let the other wrap around the older boy’s neck pulling him closer. Akanishi trapped Kazuya between his own body and the cubicle door and dipped his hand into the already loosened trousers.
Kazuya could only see white when Akanishi wrapped his hand around the throbbing erection. Throwing his head back Kazuya let out a loud moan which Akanishi quickly silenced by pressing their lips together once more. He lightly bit and sucked on the lips until they were swollen and red whilst slowly moving his hand along the erection. The slow pace was almost killing Kazuya and he bucked into the hand but Akanishi only smirked and continued at a snail’s pace.
“Fuck Akanishi go faster” Akanishi nipped down Kazuya’s neck making sure to leave red marks and paying special attention to his collarbone. Kazuya’s was steadily losing his breath and felt dizzy from the lack of air, but he didn’t care as long as Akanishi sped up. Akanishi used his other hand to guide Kazuya’s hand into the older man’s trousers, realising what the other wanted Kazuya lightly wrapped his hand around Akanishi’s member.
Frustrated with the lack of movement Kazuya squeezed Akanishi’s member which caused the older man to curse and stop his movement altogether. Kazuya glared at Akanishi who sighed in defeat before gently caressing the engorged head which made Kazuya lean into the older man and give a soft sigh of relief. His hand began stroking Akanishi’s member and this coupled with the soft kisses Kazuya placed on the other’s collarbone made Akanishi moan loudly.
“Huh what’s going on in there?” Both boys stopped, their eyes wide and their backs stiff as they recognised the voice as Yamashita Tomohisa. Jin’s best friend was in the bathroom with them, and only a flimsy plastic door was stopping him from finding out just what they were doing.
“Ha probably some sad idiot who can’t get sex so he has to jerk off to some b-list movie” And that voice was none other than Nishikido Ryo, the worst man to catch them in this situation. Yamapi laughed at the remark and pushed at the door, to everyone’s surprise the door opened slightly. Kazuya cursed inwardly when he realised the big oaf forgot to lock the door. Thinking quickly he opened the door and shoved Akanishi out of the cubicle. From the gap between the floor and the door Kazuya could see the older man’s jeans pool around his ankles.
“Jin? What the hell are you doing?” Kazuya prayed that the two would be satisfied with humiliating Akanishi and that they didn’t check the cubicle. Now that the adrenaline was gone Kazuya realised just what he did and he was just about ready to burst in tears of shame. Or frustration. Because he was still pretty hard.
“Weren’t you supposed to be with Kamenashi? What happened? Did that pretty face get too much for you?” Kazuya’s mouth fell open; they were talking about him like he was a girl? He listened to Jin give some random excuse about how he was peeing and bumped his head and that was he was moaning. And that a spider fell on top of him and bit him and that the spider had some sort of Viagra in it. Kazuya face palmed at the excuse, of course Akanishi couldn’t come up with something plausible.
“Okay okay Bakanishi whatever you say, just pull up your trousers and we can go to the arcade” Kazuya waited until there was no sound before slowly opening the door and peeping out. When he was sure no one was there he quickly made his way out of the bathroom and into the lobby. Miyuki was waiting by the entrance laughing with Yamapi and Nishikido whilst Akanishi stood a little bit away from them looking forlorn and obviously sulking. Kazuya froze in his steps and grimaced when Miyuki noticed him and began to wave him over.
Yamapi and Nishikido were smirking at him, obviously having figured everything out whilst Akanishi glared at him. Kazuya could have just died in his spot but he dragged himself over to the group, ignoring the smug smiles and hateful glares.
“Finally I thought you had fallen into the toilet or something” Miyuki sent him a cheeky smile and Kazuya found himself wishing he would be swallowed up by the floor. He gave her a weak smile in return and refused to meet the stares from the three boys. He could tell his face was red but Miyuki didn’t seem to notice or mind.
“Hm maybe he met a new friend in the bathroom?” Yamapi was smiling impishly and Kazuya glared at the other boy, he so badly wanted to tear off that stupid smug smile. But instead he just let out a strained laugh and turned to Miyuki.
“Do you want to go to dinner? Just the two of us? These idiots are getting on my nerves” The other three boys were shocked at Kazuya’s sudden attitude change, usually when he was in front of Miyuki he would be sweet and patient but now he was so straightforward.
“Sure, you don’t mind do you Akanishi-kun?” Miyuki linked her arm with Kazuya’s and he grinned brightly at her. Finally something good was coming out of today, after everything that had happened he definitely deserved it.
After a few strained and awkward goodbyes the pair went off to a ramen booth, Kazuya couldn’t help but be nervous because Miyuki’s hand was now entwined with his. They walked in silence; though it wasn’t an uncomfortable one it wasn’t exactly amazing either. When they got there Miyuki let go of his hand but strangely Kazuya didn’t really miss it. That stupid movie must have messed him up more than he thought. He sat down next to her and waited for the chef to finish talking to another customer.
“So, you and Akanishi huh?” Kazuya spluttered and turned to the girl wide eyed and red faced. She smirked at his reaction. An expression he had never seen on her. He always thought she was so innocent; then again she took them to a porn movie.
“Hah what are you talking about? Akanishi is just a classmate” A mischievous grin appeared on Miyuki’s face but before she could say anything the chef came to ask their order. Kazuya took the time to control his thumping heart. Once the chef went to make the ramen however Kazuya’s heart started beating even more ferociously. Miyuki…looked really scary…
“Of course he’s a classmate, but classmates don’t generally give each other hand jobs in a cinema bathroom” Kazuya couldn’t even react he was so shocked, and Miyuki was just sitting there calmly as if talking about the weather. He didn’t understand how she knew about it? Could it even count as a hand job? They hadn’t even finished and oh crap was he actually thinking about this?
“I-that-it-no!” Miyuki laughed, her usual tinkling laughter was replaced by something else. It was pretty unnerving; to find out that the girl you had been crushing on for so long was in actual fact and evil pervert.
“Kame-chan, I like you. You’re funny and sweet and cute but I can’t go out with someone prettier than me” Kazuya stared at the girl; his face was a mixture of confusion and sheer pain. Miyuki however smiled gently at him before ruffling his hair and standing up. She made to walk away but turned around to face Kazuya.
“Akanishi really likes you, you should give him a chance” She patted his shoulder before walking away. Kazuya looked down at the table, he felt tears well up and tried his hardest to fight them down. When he felt someone sit beside him he looked down to hide his face. It was unsuccessful however as he felt the person take a hold of his chin.
He was surprised to see Akanishi sitting there, gazing at him as if he was some girl. He wasn’t a girl damnit; he didn’t care if he looked like one, or acted like one sometimes, he wasn’t a girl. And yet there he was, the cause of all this, sitting there like he owned the fucking place. The bastard was probably feeling so smug and -
His thoughts were interrupted when Akanishi pulled him close. Kazuya couldn’t help it, but when he was in the older man’s embrace he started crying. It wasn’t fair. This was all Akanishi’s fault. And yet Kazuya couldn’t blame him, not when the other was rubbing his back and whispering comforting words to him.
“I’m sorry, I’m so sorry” Kazuya sniffed and detached himself from Akanishi who seemed unwilling to part. He looked up at the other in confusion.
“It’s my fault, I-I asked Miyuki to break it off with you” All he felt was rage. Kazuya thought that maybe Miyuki liked Akanishi, but not this. He puffed out his cheeks before pushing the other away and running from the stand. He heard Akanishi’s steps behind him and the other was gaining quickly. A hand pulled him back and he punched at whatever he could. As his fist sunk into the others flesh Kazuya had never felt more satisfied.
“Ah fuck” Akanishi let go of Kazuya and the younger man made to walk away. He stopped however as he felt slightly anxious; he hadn’t meant to really punch Akanishi. Kazuya bit his lip and stepped towards Akanishi who was cradling his face in his hands, looking down Kazuya was relieved to see no blood.
“A-Akanishi-kun? Are you okay?” Kazuya tentatively stepped forward and reached out to the other but was surprised when the older boy stood up straight. Kazuya winced when he saw how swollen the eye was and reached up to lightly stroke it. Akanishi caught his hand gazed into Kazuya’s eyes, against his will Kazuya felt himself drowning in those eyes.
“So, feel like kissing it better?” Kazuya’s eye twitched and he came crashing back to Earth. He yanked his hand back from Akanishi and slapped the older boy’s face. This time he didn’t even feel bad as he heard the yell of pain. Kazuya walked away from the other before stopping, he contemplated for a while before turning back and cupping Akanishi’s face in his hands. The other stared at Kazuya in shock, his eyes widened even more when Kazuya smashed their lips together. Just as Akanishi was coming out of shock and began to kiss back Kazuya pulled back. His face was bright red and he looked a little lost before turned on his heels and running.
Akanishi Jin finally got what he wanted. Well sort of.
Omake
Miyuki watched the pair contentedly. She felt pretty bad for being so cruel to Kame but it was needed to achieve this. Well not this exactly, she wanted them to actually date. Instead Akanishi was showering Kame in praise and gifts, trying his hardest to woo the stubborn boy.
She fingered the tape recorder and wondered whether she should be mixing things up even more. But then again at this rate nothing was going to happen anyway, and besides Akanishi had to hold up his end of the bargain. There was a price to pay for Miyuki’s help, a sweet price…well for her not for them.
She skipped over to the Akakame couple and smiled sweetly at them, ignoring the looks of confusion she held up the tape recorder.
“Now, now Jinjin remember you have to uphold your end of the bargain, make sure you fill up the entire thing before returning it alright?” She placed the recorder on the desk before moving away from them, satisfied with the effect.
She chuckled to herself when she heard Kame scream in shock, obviously just finding out the price for her help. She just hoped they would get it on already; she was getting bored of the Ryoda material.
That was...long...
Actually the longest thing I have ever written
A bit of pride in the madness
Sigh I'm listening to Adam's Song and it's just not a good song to listen to
Just for the record I'm not high (fu Rachel just fu)
Okay so technically I am, coffee is a drug right?
Bugger...
Lol oh god please just ignore all of that
I'm normal, really I am