That was the subject of an email that I just sent to my brother. He said he wanted to roast a capon this weekend, and I refuse to eat it.

So, I talked to Mom and I do not want to eat a capon. It says that they inject them with estrogen. That is gross, and I don't want to eat hormones. I am already in a bad enough mood about Scott Brown ( Read more... )

To: WonkyWheels, WW's Brother
Subject: Happy Yom Kippur

Yes, you're welcome for not making you be observant Jews.

Love,
Mom

Usually when I tell people that something awesome is going to happen, it turns out to be not as awesome in reality. Fortunately, that was not the case with the U2 concert. It was awesome. Seriously awesome. Possibly the best experience of my life. Being on the grounds crew at Fenway was awesome. But it was more awesome in theory than in reality. In ( Read more... )

Last night at dinner before going to the Celtics game, my mom asked me, "What is tea bagging?" Jon Stewart, this is your fault.

I love the Obamas so much! Yesterday was awesome! I watched TV for like 12 hours, taking a break only to go to my PowerFlex class and buy new snow boots. I sat on the couch last night and flipped through the channels to watch the coverage of all the balls (hehe). I must have seen the president (yay!) and first lady (yay!) dance the same dance about ( Read more... )

So, apparently, we are going to see Doubt for Jewmas this year. As I told my family, "What better movie for Jews to see on Christmas than a movie about a nun and a potentially child-molesting priest?" I'm hungry for the Chinatown Chinese food already...

On Thursday, I went downstairs and out of my office to find that someone had let all the air out of my tires. So now I don't have those little cap things. I had to walk all the way over to Beacon Hill to find a gas station where I could fill up the tires. Needless to say, I was pretty pissed off ( Read more... )

At first, I was shocked about the results of American Idol. But now that I think about it, they had to have David Cook win to retain some of the show's credibility. David Archuleta is not going to have a successful pop career, and he mainly appealed to young girls. Anyway, I didn't really care about the results, but it was fun to watch the show ( Read more... )

I am not ashamed to admit that I love American Idol. It's the winter, and I keep sneezing, but American Idol is one of the consistently wonderful things in my life. Along with my family and friends (awww... shmoopy). But seriously, I was in a really crappy mood last night, and then Sara and Tori came over and we watched Idol, and the world was ( Read more... )

My grandmother once said that about a guy I was working for one summer. He had at least two or three fake names that he would use when answering the phone in his shady office where he paid me in cash. She was glad to hear that he wasn't Jewish. Well, she would have been none-too-pleased if she had attended the Matzo Ball on Christmas Eve. It's an ( Read more... )