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I found this photo on my computer and it made me laugh SO MUCH
Haven't updated much lately, haven't had the motivation half the time and the rest of the time I've been too busy! Laura came up to visit last weekend, was very cool! Introduced her to everybody and to the delights of Waffles, went on a drunken rampage to the park and did lots of shopping! We got lots of sweets, socks, AWESOME BEER HATS and also we went to The Bear Factory and purchased some bears! And we got some nifty clothes too. I have photos of my bear so I am putting them up! I love his wellies and cute rucksack :D He needs a name though, so I am open to suggestions!
I can get him to stand up too!!
Hahaha Monkey!!
From when Dave brought me flowers when I came back after Reading Week :D
I haven't really got much to say... I feel very bored because I stayed in to do work tonight while everyone else went out for Lucy's birthday to Optic...and Dave has no money and he is upstairs copying films from James' laptop onto his hard drive. I haven't succeeded in doing much of the work unfortunately, as it is so deadly boring. However it must be done, as Thursday next week is THE day i have to do an (at least) half hour long presentation and hand in an essay... I have the books for my presentation which I am hoping will be helpful but as for the essay I have done nada :S
We watched Closer the other night - what a strange and incomprehensible film.
Watched Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (again), was a little more understandable than last time I saw it, still good. Provoked many conversations on whether or not Jim Carrey was good-looking.
I have finally been trained on tills at work (after like a month working there!) and we have hired 4 new people to help over Easter, who could turn out to be full timers but we shall see. I was a little miffed that not only am I no longer a new person, but they got till trained on their first day!! Bah!
I got a nice bit of paper to go in my file saying I achieved 102% over my sales target, which is good, as this kinda cancels out the bad bit of paper that went in my file saying I was late twice (being late counts even when it's like one minute... and the clock at work is 8 minutes fast! Oops.
I had boiled eggs for dinner today... mmm :D And ate some of the GIANT bag of sweets left over from when Laura came. I have to say I have taken quite a shining to these coconut mushrooms. Had an interesting conversation with Keeley and Abby in the kitchen while I was boiling my eggs - it's the Pirate LCR party tomorrow night, and Keeley was trying to persuade Abby to go, on the promise that she would teach her how to flirt properly. Unfortunately, this being a Pirate LCR, they went for pirate-themed chat up lines...my contribution was "Would you swab my deck?"
Send in your ideas for more pirate-themed chat up lines!
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?
Song: Rock And Roll Music
Artist: The Beach Boys
Comment: Woo... I'm awesome :D
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Rebellion (Lies)
Artist: The Arcade Fire
Comment: Hmm... So no then?
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Houses Of The Holy
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Comment: They think I'm devoutly religious? Or some kind of secular power?!?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Spunky
Artist: Eels
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Micro Cuts
Artist: Muse
Comment: Sounds like a barrel of laughs...
What should I do with my life?
Song: Just Because
Artist: Jane's Addiction
Comment: Cool, so just go with the flow and act on impulse, goddit.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Song: Cave
Artist: Muse
Comment: We came from caves....so we build...er ... caves of pain!! Well the song is about coming into his cave and he'll burn your heart away...so perhaps we should avoid caves.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Why Don't We Do It In The Road
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: lol!!! Excellent.
Will I die happy?
Song: I Like Birds
Artist: Eels
Comment: So, as long as there's birds about all will be groovy.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: I Get Around
Artist: The Beach Boys
Comment: Ah for god's sake, what's with all the song titles that can be misread to make me sound as promiscuous as possible, really?
What is happiness?
Song: Freedom
Artist: Nizlopi
Comment: Damn right my man.
What's my favorite fetish?
Song: P.S You Rock My World
Artist: Eels
Comment: I like to write people notes declaring my admiration for them in cliched phrases
How will I be remembered?
Song: Buttons and Zips
Artist: Elbow
Comment: Well, I guess I have a lot of them... and I do actually love giant buttons.
Haven't updated much lately, haven't had the motivation half the time and the rest of the time I've been too busy! Laura came up to visit last weekend, was very cool! Introduced her to everybody and to the delights of Waffles, went on a drunken rampage to the park and did lots of shopping! We got lots of sweets, socks, AWESOME BEER HATS and also we went to The Bear Factory and purchased some bears! And we got some nifty clothes too. I have photos of my bear so I am putting them up! I love his wellies and cute rucksack :D He needs a name though, so I am open to suggestions!
I can get him to stand up too!!
Hahaha Monkey!!
From when Dave brought me flowers when I came back after Reading Week :D
I haven't really got much to say... I feel very bored because I stayed in to do work tonight while everyone else went out for Lucy's birthday to Optic...and Dave has no money and he is upstairs copying films from James' laptop onto his hard drive. I haven't succeeded in doing much of the work unfortunately, as it is so deadly boring. However it must be done, as Thursday next week is THE day i have to do an (at least) half hour long presentation and hand in an essay... I have the books for my presentation which I am hoping will be helpful but as for the essay I have done nada :S
We watched Closer the other night - what a strange and incomprehensible film.
Watched Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind (again), was a little more understandable than last time I saw it, still good. Provoked many conversations on whether or not Jim Carrey was good-looking.
I have finally been trained on tills at work (after like a month working there!) and we have hired 4 new people to help over Easter, who could turn out to be full timers but we shall see. I was a little miffed that not only am I no longer a new person, but they got till trained on their first day!! Bah!
I got a nice bit of paper to go in my file saying I achieved 102% over my sales target, which is good, as this kinda cancels out the bad bit of paper that went in my file saying I was late twice (being late counts even when it's like one minute... and the clock at work is 8 minutes fast! Oops.
I had boiled eggs for dinner today... mmm :D And ate some of the GIANT bag of sweets left over from when Laura came. I have to say I have taken quite a shining to these coconut mushrooms. Had an interesting conversation with Keeley and Abby in the kitchen while I was boiling my eggs - it's the Pirate LCR party tomorrow night, and Keeley was trying to persuade Abby to go, on the promise that she would teach her how to flirt properly. Unfortunately, this being a Pirate LCR, they went for pirate-themed chat up lines...my contribution was "Would you swab my deck?"
Send in your ideas for more pirate-themed chat up lines!
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song title as the answer to the question.
NO CHEATING.
How does the world see me?
Song: Rock And Roll Music
Artist: The Beach Boys
Comment: Woo... I'm awesome :D
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Rebellion (Lies)
Artist: The Arcade Fire
Comment: Hmm... So no then?
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Houses Of The Holy
Artist: Led Zeppelin
Comment: They think I'm devoutly religious? Or some kind of secular power?!?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Spunky
Artist: Eels
Comment: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Micro Cuts
Artist: Muse
Comment: Sounds like a barrel of laughs...
What should I do with my life?
Song: Just Because
Artist: Jane's Addiction
Comment: Cool, so just go with the flow and act on impulse, goddit.
Why must life be so full of pain?
Song: Cave
Artist: Muse
Comment: We came from caves....so we build...er ... caves of pain!! Well the song is about coming into his cave and he'll burn your heart away...so perhaps we should avoid caves.
Will I ever have children?
Song: Why Don't We Do It In The Road
Artist: The Beatles
Comment: lol!!! Excellent.
Will I die happy?
Song: I Like Birds
Artist: Eels
Comment: So, as long as there's birds about all will be groovy.
What is some good advice for me?
Song: I Get Around
Artist: The Beach Boys
Comment: Ah for god's sake, what's with all the song titles that can be misread to make me sound as promiscuous as possible, really?
What is happiness?
Song: Freedom
Artist: Nizlopi
Comment: Damn right my man.
What's my favorite fetish?
Song: P.S You Rock My World
Artist: Eels
Comment: I like to write people notes declaring my admiration for them in cliched phrases
How will I be remembered?
Song: Buttons and Zips
Artist: Elbow
Comment: Well, I guess I have a lot of them... and I do actually love giant buttons.