FOG
Winter is horrible. Fog is all around. I have cold feet.
Fog is just annoying! It's just cloud which is too lazy to climb up into the sky!....in my honest opinion, I believe that if we didnt give it a special name (fog), it wouldn't do it! Or even better, lets just change the name to something more insulting. Instead of fog, let's call it BO. If people went around saying "gee, there sure is a lot of BO this morning"......then the fog would be getting the hell away! it'd be shamed back into the sky!
But I guess fog does have it's good points. In fog, my crappy old noisy car can often be mistaken for a crappy NEW noisy car! It's funny how an old car without a muffler, can sound a lot like a V8 when you can't actually see the car. God bless fog!
yep, I think I'm changing my tune. Fog is great! If fog was a condiment, I'd no doubt spread it on my toast and enjoy it. I'd even add it to stew if I felt it needed some extra taste!
If fog was a woman.....well, I'm not sure what i'd do. I'd probably fall in love with it, and then start calling her BO as a reminder of my younger more fool days when I thought fog should be called BO.
Fog really is misunderstood.
Fog is just annoying! It's just cloud which is too lazy to climb up into the sky!....in my honest opinion, I believe that if we didnt give it a special name (fog), it wouldn't do it! Or even better, lets just change the name to something more insulting. Instead of fog, let's call it BO. If people went around saying "gee, there sure is a lot of BO this morning"......then the fog would be getting the hell away! it'd be shamed back into the sky!
But I guess fog does have it's good points. In fog, my crappy old noisy car can often be mistaken for a crappy NEW noisy car! It's funny how an old car without a muffler, can sound a lot like a V8 when you can't actually see the car. God bless fog!
yep, I think I'm changing my tune. Fog is great! If fog was a condiment, I'd no doubt spread it on my toast and enjoy it. I'd even add it to stew if I felt it needed some extra taste!
If fog was a woman.....well, I'm not sure what i'd do. I'd probably fall in love with it, and then start calling her BO as a reminder of my younger more fool days when I thought fog should be called BO.
Fog really is misunderstood.