Life smells like cabbage.

Feb 17, 2004 22:05

Well. bad news. I've moved back in with my parents!!

There's many questions a man asks himself when he moves back in with the old people.
1. How did this happen?
2. How am i going to survive without going insane!
3. When's dinner ready?

Food is the answer!!! When I open the fridge, I know everythings going to be allllllright!@ It's a veritable corna copia!!! The colours are blinding!!

It's only now that i realise how few colours baked beans actually has!
I've also just figured out that museli bars arn't really a meal, even if you eat 2 of them on a plate and use a knife and fork! I went through a phase of fooling myself, i used to eat chocolate chip museli bars on a plate with tomato sauce. If you spread the sauce around the plate a bit, when you've finished the bar and you look at the plate with leftover sauce, it almost looks as if you've eaten a proper meal. And you know what, it actually made me feel healthier!!

And that's what it's all about!!

wonkabars
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