HAIKUS
i know i just updated but....
i thought i'd share these with you
OUR HAIKU POEMS FROM HISTORY
Haikus by Laura
why does convo suck?
eileen stremple is the cause
burn that bitch's legs
Erica Smithson
Kicks ass w/ her massive strength
Yo, that bitch is jacked
Oboe Oboe O-
boe Oboe Oboe Oboe
Oboe Oboe DUCK!
professor meyer
cannot match his clothes ever
put on a new coat
Gretchen says to Faust
'I love you so,' Faust replies
'Make me a sandwich'
Shake it like Buddha
w/ Buxtehude, that mofo
He likes the Robot
Richie is mad street
Cash money, bitches, and hos
Don't smudge his pumas
Jonny B. is gay
But yet, he still likes girl's boobs
One confused homo
[for abby]
I'll steal your honey
Like I stole your bike, yo
She has a sweetass"
Four year old Michelle
Politely asks her sitter
'WHERE IS MY BUTT CREAM?'
William Valenti
Man, legend or mammoth myth?
Give hugs, bedtime bear!
Haikus by Richie
Ms. Wongalicious
Nice little girl from next door?
She's really the Hulk
Phizzle J. Murphy
Bassoon is his instrument
What the fuck is that?
Duck duck duck duck duck
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
Duck duck Shit I tripped
Desert cows are rare
They have crazy loud cowbells
Laverty is mad street
Igor Stravinsky
Such a dorky little man
I bet he took drugs
I am Lorelei
I'm a dirty little ho
Come fuck me, bitchezzz!
Laura Long writes words
In my notebook for hist'ry
SAVE THE TREES, YOU WHORE!
Laura is Magic
You make my heart shine brightly
She ain't no whore, bitch!
Laura be kinky!
Leather and fluffy handcuffs!
Jonny liks that shit
Professor Meyer
He's one really cool guy, man
What's up with his wife?!
I feel so left out!
I'll just laugh at my cartoon...
...JUMP, WHALE OF WONDER!
Haikus by Abby
Ur all crazy kids
with witing poems and shit
This class is BORING
Jonny is kinky
What a twisted mo-fucka!
Stay away, children.
He (Jon) is not confused-
He just never gets any!
So he'll do w/ vag
Men are really bad!
All men suck. They suck so hare.
Homosexuals
Haikus by Wong
Richard Harris L.
What wondrous trombone he plays
Wish I had his skill
Yo! Laura E. Long
Plays a kickass instrument
Sounds a duck. OBOE!
The Erl King likes boys
Much like that of Jonny B.
Creepy lil' fuckers
Sitting in class
All I see is Richie's head
A silly mofo
Haikus by Phizzle
Meyer doesn't match
his coats to his shirts and ties
outfit ruiner
William Valenti
Likes to program ( ++
Hysterical nerd
Laura Long dressed up
Abby says 'That's too springy'
Laura says 'Shut up'
A Haiku by Jonny
Laura is stupid
Jonny doesn't like that stuff
Don't call him kinky!
A Haiku by William
Philip Murphy rocks
working for the RSA
Red shirt and boom box
and finally
A Haiku by Katy
These German fuckers
They like monsters in the woods
Take me, harp lady!
I hope you all enjoyed!
=WONG=
i thought i'd share these with you
OUR HAIKU POEMS FROM HISTORY
Haikus by Laura
why does convo suck?
eileen stremple is the cause
burn that bitch's legs
Erica Smithson
Kicks ass w/ her massive strength
Yo, that bitch is jacked
Oboe Oboe O-
boe Oboe Oboe Oboe
Oboe Oboe DUCK!
professor meyer
cannot match his clothes ever
put on a new coat
Gretchen says to Faust
'I love you so,' Faust replies
'Make me a sandwich'
Shake it like Buddha
w/ Buxtehude, that mofo
He likes the Robot
Richie is mad street
Cash money, bitches, and hos
Don't smudge his pumas
Jonny B. is gay
But yet, he still likes girl's boobs
One confused homo
[for abby]
I'll steal your honey
Like I stole your bike, yo
She has a sweetass"
Four year old Michelle
Politely asks her sitter
'WHERE IS MY BUTT CREAM?'
William Valenti
Man, legend or mammoth myth?
Give hugs, bedtime bear!
Haikus by Richie
Ms. Wongalicious
Nice little girl from next door?
She's really the Hulk
Phizzle J. Murphy
Bassoon is his instrument
What the fuck is that?
Duck duck duck duck duck
Duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
Duck duck Shit I tripped
Desert cows are rare
They have crazy loud cowbells
Laverty is mad street
Igor Stravinsky
Such a dorky little man
I bet he took drugs
I am Lorelei
I'm a dirty little ho
Come fuck me, bitchezzz!
Laura Long writes words
In my notebook for hist'ry
SAVE THE TREES, YOU WHORE!
Laura is Magic
You make my heart shine brightly
She ain't no whore, bitch!
Laura be kinky!
Leather and fluffy handcuffs!
Jonny liks that shit
Professor Meyer
He's one really cool guy, man
What's up with his wife?!
I feel so left out!
I'll just laugh at my cartoon...
...JUMP, WHALE OF WONDER!
Haikus by Abby
Ur all crazy kids
with witing poems and shit
This class is BORING
Jonny is kinky
What a twisted mo-fucka!
Stay away, children.
He (Jon) is not confused-
He just never gets any!
So he'll do w/ vag
Men are really bad!
All men suck. They suck so hare.
Homosexuals
Haikus by Wong
Richard Harris L.
What wondrous trombone he plays
Wish I had his skill
Yo! Laura E. Long
Plays a kickass instrument
Sounds a duck. OBOE!
The Erl King likes boys
Much like that of Jonny B.
Creepy lil' fuckers
Sitting in class
All I see is Richie's head
A silly mofo
Haikus by Phizzle
Meyer doesn't match
his coats to his shirts and ties
outfit ruiner
William Valenti
Likes to program ( ++
Hysterical nerd
Laura Long dressed up
Abby says 'That's too springy'
Laura says 'Shut up'
A Haiku by Jonny
Laura is stupid
Jonny doesn't like that stuff
Don't call him kinky!
A Haiku by William
Philip Murphy rocks
working for the RSA
Red shirt and boom box
and finally
A Haiku by Katy
These German fuckers
They like monsters in the woods
Take me, harp lady!
I hope you all enjoyed!
=WONG=