drum roll.......Quote Book
I know i just posted - but I came across my quote book and wanted to share some with you
These are some of my favorites from the past year:
-Cateforis: "Actually I had a really calm morning, but I got here and now I'm like an evangelist"
-Laura: "Only a gay football team can make a tight end a wide receiver"
Jon: "Not all the time"
Laura: "Oh Jon, you don't know anything about football."
-Shannon: "I would rather curl up in the fetal position and die than freaking do another thing for literacy"
-Kate: "How do you think they came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Okay...so kids like pizza and kids like turtles"
Laura: "They also like Ninjas!"
Wong: "...and they like art...?"
Kate: "Okay - well so we'll put that together and, who should teach them. Oh! I know! We'll have a japanese rat!...And we'll put a huge bath robe on him"
Laura: "Like Hugh Hefner!"
Kate: "Oh - well now we have to have a girl, and she's gotta be really frickin hot...and stupid. And now we have our show."
-Laverty: "Trumpets - you sound like clams. I love clams in red sauce...but not splattered all over my face...At least not all of the time"
-Laverty: "Does it say 'suck' in your parts?"
-Ann: "You'd only be a threat to me if you were a desk unit"
-Laverty: "Now I like cocktail dresses just as much as the next person...and I like coctails even more."
-Will: "Your mom was pretty capable last night"
Sky: "That's not what she said about you"
-Will: "Weasels and beavers are completely separate entities - like you wouldn't sing 'Pop Goes the Beaver"
okay - i'm done now.
Enjoy
-wong
These are some of my favorites from the past year:
-Cateforis: "Actually I had a really calm morning, but I got here and now I'm like an evangelist"
-Laura: "Only a gay football team can make a tight end a wide receiver"
Jon: "Not all the time"
Laura: "Oh Jon, you don't know anything about football."
-Shannon: "I would rather curl up in the fetal position and die than freaking do another thing for literacy"
-Kate: "How do you think they came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Okay...so kids like pizza and kids like turtles"
Laura: "They also like Ninjas!"
Wong: "...and they like art...?"
Kate: "Okay - well so we'll put that together and, who should teach them. Oh! I know! We'll have a japanese rat!...And we'll put a huge bath robe on him"
Laura: "Like Hugh Hefner!"
Kate: "Oh - well now we have to have a girl, and she's gotta be really frickin hot...and stupid. And now we have our show."
-Laverty: "Trumpets - you sound like clams. I love clams in red sauce...but not splattered all over my face...At least not all of the time"
-Laverty: "Does it say 'suck' in your parts?"
-Ann: "You'd only be a threat to me if you were a desk unit"
-Laverty: "Now I like cocktail dresses just as much as the next person...and I like coctails even more."
-Will: "Your mom was pretty capable last night"
Sky: "That's not what she said about you"
-Will: "Weasels and beavers are completely separate entities - like you wouldn't sing 'Pop Goes the Beaver"
okay - i'm done now.
Enjoy
-wong