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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: about once a week
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: like, a million!
Do you skip classes? How often?: not as much as i used to. tara's a good influence
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no.
Do you steal?: nothing valuable.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: inappropriate??
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Who are you my mother?
Do you ever watch the News?: yes.
Do you even care about world issues?: yes.
Do you read books often?: no.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nope.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: most of my time is spent with tarie.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: umm.. i shop at the mall... and i get slurpies at 7-11.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: on lovey.
Do you cuss a lot?: nah. (how many people do you think answered that by saying "fuck yeah"?)
Are you desperate to fit in?: obviously.
Are you intelligent?: see above
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no.
Black eyeliner?: no.
Black eyeshadow?: no.
Black trenchcoat?: no.
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: hahahahah no
Black nail polish?: no.
Cigarettes?: no, again.
Heavy metal music?: GAH! KILL YOUR MOTHER KILL YOUR FATHRE HATE YOUR LIFE GAH GAH GAH! no.
Marilyn Manson?: see above.
Kittie?: whats that?
Cradle of Filth?: again, whats that. apparently, i'm out of the goth scene. damn
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: the person i copied this from said "sometimes" haha thats clever. me, never
Do you like to be seen as: what?
Are you an intellectual?: oh yeah
An atheist?: no.
Horrible home life?: no, but maybe if i did i could write loud songs about it
Hopelessly depressed?: see above.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: see above.
Self-mutilation?: ew.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: "if i wore that, i'd kick my own ass" hahaha but yeah, if abercrombie sold plaid, i'd prolly wear it.
Big black boots?: same thing.
Mohawk?: i want one before i go to lawschool but tara wont let me.
Excessive piercings? no!
Loud, confident and opinionated?: not really, definately, and yes.
Wild hair colors?: no.
NOFX?: what i was 12.
Rancid?: when i was 13.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yeah, they're entertaining.
Anarchy: how the hell would that ever work for real?.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: big, lol.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: yeah.
Play a lot of sports?: on videogames...
Talk a lot about sports?: yeah
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yeah, i have shooting games too, lol. and lovey :)
Are you arrogant?: yes.
Are you a male or female whore?: no, but is that a sport now? b/c i have some friends that could make the olympic team
Are you homophobic?: nah
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no, i tease other people if they're stupid.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: you've figured me out. hmm... i think that maybe the person that wrote this survey did'nt like jocks?
Boobs = yes?: BOOBIES.
Parties = yes?: uh huh.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: yeah, b/c jocks are the ones that do that, not any other kind of trashy highschool drop out burger flipper. wow... the person who wrote this survey has gotten his fair share of weggies from jocks
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yeah.
Have you ever been on a diet?: haha no.
How much did you lose?: i lose weight randomly, no need to diet though!
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: riiiiight
Make yourself throw up?: no.
Make-up?: no.
Low-cut tops?: only when i'm feeling sassy.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: alright... i've decided that the author of this survey is a dorky high school guy who gets beat up by jocks and ignored by girls.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: haha.
Giggle a lot?: hehe.
What's the deal with boys?: yeah, right? what is the deal.
Thongs?: well... it is pretty nice to have an elastic band stuck between my ass crack all day.
Pretty bras?: haha.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo.
Who's the weaker sex?: men, def.
Are you a feminist?: alright.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: hes dreamy.
How often do you shave your legs?: never.
How about your armpits?: see above.
Are you emotional?: i'm emo , lol
Especially when on your period?: yeah, wish i new what that was like.. oh wait. no
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: its not my fault that everything i like and do is accepted.
Independence or Companionship?: companionship.
Stability or Freedom?: both at the same time.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal.
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?: both.
Unique or Loved?: Loved very much by lovey :) the person who filled out this before me said to this that they hated preps... do people actually still call people preps? i thought that died with saved by the bell
Understood or Individual?: both.
You or Them?: me and them
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? How often?: about once a week
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: like, a million!
Do you skip classes? How often?: not as much as i used to. tara's a good influence
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no.
Do you steal?: nothing valuable.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: inappropriate??
Do you watch a lot of TV?: Who are you my mother?
Do you ever watch the News?: yes.
Do you even care about world issues?: yes.
Do you read books often?: no.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nope.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: most of my time is spent with tarie.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: umm.. i shop at the mall... and i get slurpies at 7-11.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: on lovey.
Do you cuss a lot?: nah. (how many people do you think answered that by saying "fuck yeah"?)
Are you desperate to fit in?: obviously.
Are you intelligent?: see above
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: no.
Black eyeliner?: no.
Black eyeshadow?: no.
Black trenchcoat?: no.
Black boots?: no
Black fishnets?: hahahahah no
Black nail polish?: no.
Cigarettes?: no, again.
Heavy metal music?: GAH! KILL YOUR MOTHER KILL YOUR FATHRE HATE YOUR LIFE GAH GAH GAH! no.
Marilyn Manson?: see above.
Kittie?: whats that?
Cradle of Filth?: again, whats that. apparently, i'm out of the goth scene. damn
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: the person i copied this from said "sometimes" haha thats clever. me, never
Do you like to be seen as: what?
Are you an intellectual?: oh yeah
An atheist?: no.
Horrible home life?: no, but maybe if i did i could write loud songs about it
Hopelessly depressed?: see above.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: see above.
Self-mutilation?: ew.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: "if i wore that, i'd kick my own ass" hahaha but yeah, if abercrombie sold plaid, i'd prolly wear it.
Big black boots?: same thing.
Mohawk?: i want one before i go to lawschool but tara wont let me.
Excessive piercings? no!
Loud, confident and opinionated?: not really, definately, and yes.
Wild hair colors?: no.
NOFX?: what i was 12.
Rancid?: when i was 13.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yeah, they're entertaining.
Anarchy: how the hell would that ever work for real?.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: big, lol.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: yeah.
Play a lot of sports?: on videogames...
Talk a lot about sports?: yeah
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yeah, i have shooting games too, lol. and lovey :)
Are you arrogant?: yes.
Are you a male or female whore?: no, but is that a sport now? b/c i have some friends that could make the olympic team
Are you homophobic?: nah
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no, i tease other people if they're stupid.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: you've figured me out. hmm... i think that maybe the person that wrote this survey did'nt like jocks?
Boobs = yes?: BOOBIES.
Parties = yes?: uh huh.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: yeah, b/c jocks are the ones that do that, not any other kind of trashy highschool drop out burger flipper. wow... the person who wrote this survey has gotten his fair share of weggies from jocks
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: yeah.
Have you ever been on a diet?: haha no.
How much did you lose?: i lose weight randomly, no need to diet though!
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: riiiiight
Make yourself throw up?: no.
Make-up?: no.
Low-cut tops?: only when i'm feeling sassy.
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: alright... i've decided that the author of this survey is a dorky high school guy who gets beat up by jocks and ignored by girls.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: haha.
Giggle a lot?: hehe.
What's the deal with boys?: yeah, right? what is the deal.
Thongs?: well... it is pretty nice to have an elastic band stuck between my ass crack all day.
Pretty bras?: haha.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: cosmo.
Who's the weaker sex?: men, def.
Are you a feminist?: alright.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: hes dreamy.
How often do you shave your legs?: never.
How about your armpits?: see above.
Are you emotional?: i'm emo , lol
Especially when on your period?: yeah, wish i new what that was like.. oh wait. no
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: its not my fault that everything i like and do is accepted.
Independence or Companionship?: companionship.
Stability or Freedom?: both at the same time.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal.
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?: both.
Unique or Loved?: Loved very much by lovey :) the person who filled out this before me said to this that they hated preps... do people actually still call people preps? i thought that died with saved by the bell
Understood or Individual?: both.
You or Them?: me and them