Oh fair maiden, where art thou?

[wongalong]

Stephanie: Friday, I'll be burnt

Alex: Because I'll set your heart ablaze.

Stephanie: Did you step out of a bad romance novel?

Alex: No, I stepped out of the best one - yours.

Corniness abound! Arrrr, matey, is that land I see?

No, you blind fool, that's the fair maiden!