Dorothy
Last night i had a dream i was pregnant. When i found out i was pregnant i decided to keep it and give the baby up for adoption. i went through the pregnancy nonchalantly "this thing inside me doent matter, i'm going to give it to a nice couple who wants kids and i'll never have to think about it again-- too bad i'll end up getting fat la la la la"
So i went about my normal life, kept working at the pub, kept going to school etc. then i had the baby and at the hospital they handed the baby to me- it was a girl. i suddenly didn't want to give the baby up for adoption. i wanted to keep her. i told the hospital her name would be Dorothy. they told me i couldn't name this baby because she wasn't mine anymore. i told them i changed my mind and her name was absolutely going to be Dorothy. I called my mom and told her to throw me a baby shower because i had no stuff for my new daughter. meanwhile the adopted parents were very angry at me and intended to sue me. So i came home with Dorothy and she slept in the little bedroom and had no proper furniture and i was super poor. I called Dave and told him we had to immediately reunite because i refused to be a single mom. I made him promise to never ever leave me. He was angry because he didn't even know i was knocked up.
then, i picked up Dorothy and walked around a carnival with her and she disintegrated into a plastic bag.
I love weird dreams.
So i went about my normal life, kept working at the pub, kept going to school etc. then i had the baby and at the hospital they handed the baby to me- it was a girl. i suddenly didn't want to give the baby up for adoption. i wanted to keep her. i told the hospital her name would be Dorothy. they told me i couldn't name this baby because she wasn't mine anymore. i told them i changed my mind and her name was absolutely going to be Dorothy. I called my mom and told her to throw me a baby shower because i had no stuff for my new daughter. meanwhile the adopted parents were very angry at me and intended to sue me. So i came home with Dorothy and she slept in the little bedroom and had no proper furniture and i was super poor. I called Dave and told him we had to immediately reunite because i refused to be a single mom. I made him promise to never ever leave me. He was angry because he didn't even know i was knocked up.
then, i picked up Dorothy and walked around a carnival with her and she disintegrated into a plastic bag.
I love weird dreams.