no one's gonna sympathize when we crash...
dad: "i dont MIND, i'm just saying that i'm not too hot on the topic of snowmobiling"
me: "but why NOT? what is the big deal?"
noah (from the other room): "you're poluting the environment."
me: "SHUT UP. no, dad, it's not like i do it all the time, or i'm gonna make you do it. and i KNOW that it pollutes the environment, but i'm a vegetarian, and each vegetarian saves an acre of trees a year which i'm sure you'll agree makes up for it--"
noah: "you are a terrible environmentalist"
me: "YOU ARE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING, PUNK!"
noah: "and YOU are cruising for global warming."
my family is nothing like mega's! anyways, it was awesome. i felt like a genuine pitchforker, which is nice to do every now and then. we only fell over once, and mega managed not to crash into many trees. i cant say the same for myself, because when she let me try it, i zoomed straight into the nearest tree, which of course happened to be one with a bunch of rocks around the trunk, but it totally wasnt my fault, the thing was hard to turn.
nathan and i are speaking again. it was about time, i was getting bored, arguing with schroeder just isnt the SAME. mega told me that nate and i have the most dysfunctional relationship ever, but it's no surprise, because we're both slightly dysfunctional people. at first i was all "shut up, i am no more dysfunctional than your average redhaired briget jones" but then i realized that even if i'm not, that's still pretty damn dysfunctional as it is. and besides, nate and i DO have a dysfunctional relationship. EXTREMELY dysfunctional.
omigod, it IS pretty dysfunctional, isnt it?
omigod, I'M dysfunctional. i am i am i am!
me: "but why NOT? what is the big deal?"
noah (from the other room): "you're poluting the environment."
me: "SHUT UP. no, dad, it's not like i do it all the time, or i'm gonna make you do it. and i KNOW that it pollutes the environment, but i'm a vegetarian, and each vegetarian saves an acre of trees a year which i'm sure you'll agree makes up for it--"
noah: "you are a terrible environmentalist"
me: "YOU ARE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING, PUNK!"
noah: "and YOU are cruising for global warming."
my family is nothing like mega's! anyways, it was awesome. i felt like a genuine pitchforker, which is nice to do every now and then. we only fell over once, and mega managed not to crash into many trees. i cant say the same for myself, because when she let me try it, i zoomed straight into the nearest tree, which of course happened to be one with a bunch of rocks around the trunk, but it totally wasnt my fault, the thing was hard to turn.
nathan and i are speaking again. it was about time, i was getting bored, arguing with schroeder just isnt the SAME. mega told me that nate and i have the most dysfunctional relationship ever, but it's no surprise, because we're both slightly dysfunctional people. at first i was all "shut up, i am no more dysfunctional than your average redhaired briget jones" but then i realized that even if i'm not, that's still pretty damn dysfunctional as it is. and besides, nate and i DO have a dysfunctional relationship. EXTREMELY dysfunctional.
omigod, it IS pretty dysfunctional, isnt it?
omigod, I'M dysfunctional. i am i am i am!