five things i really love about schroeder:
1. the way he gets all worked up when he's playing cards and starts screaming and foaming at the mouth.
2. the way that when he says something nice, you know he really means it, because why else would he say it (he's perfectly content making fun of you the rest of the time).
3. the absolutely appalled look he gets on his face when you slap him or make fun of his ears (he is so cute when he's mad!)
4. the way he puts his arm around you during scarey movies and wont make fun of you for being scared until after it's over, so you dont get upset.
5. the way when you see him, he runs up and jumps on top of you like a little kid, and you have to hold him up, and when you ask "did you miss me?" he gives you a very sarcastic you-are-a-moron look and says "what do you THINK, you asshole?"
"a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay." -susan sarandon
2. the way that when he says something nice, you know he really means it, because why else would he say it (he's perfectly content making fun of you the rest of the time).
3. the absolutely appalled look he gets on his face when you slap him or make fun of his ears (he is so cute when he's mad!)
4. the way he puts his arm around you during scarey movies and wont make fun of you for being scared until after it's over, so you dont get upset.
5. the way when you see him, he runs up and jumps on top of you like a little kid, and you have to hold him up, and when you ask "did you miss me?" he gives you a very sarcastic you-are-a-moron look and says "what do you THINK, you asshole?"
"a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay." -susan sarandon