helga and helmut go shopping
so last night, moogs and i were talking to schroeder (who, after nearly a solid hour of nonstop hinting, finally figured out that i'm going on friday, omigod 5 days cant wait freak out), when we decided to hang up. we wanted to call peacy, to find out if what jeffer said was true. sooooo, moobert called his cell phone, and it went like this:
peacy: "hello?"
moobert: "hello."
p: "ummm, hi."
m: "hi.....is this peter?"
p: "ummm, yes it is."
m: "peter qualtere-burcher?"
p: "ummm, yes. this is peter qualtere-burcher."
m: "ummm, do you have a middle name?"
p: "joseph."
m: "peter joseph qualtere-burcher?"
p: "yes."
m: "are you sure?"
p: "ummm, yes."
m: "right. ok then. bye."
*click*
honestly. it was a total disaster. eventually, she called him back, and told him he'd have to forgive her, she'd just been eating whipped whipped cream and it had run out and she'd gone loopy on account of inhaling the ether. i'm sure he bought it (not), but anyways, we tried to converse with him, but he was so...different. like NOT peaceful peter. at all. it was horrible, so we just went about ignoring him until he hung up on us. why does he have to change like that? i'm still the horrendously disastrous mess i was when he met me (and, for some reason, fell in love with me), and moogie's still all angsty and stuff. why does he have to be the one who goes from cute little best guy friend nerd to exceptionally sexy rock star metrosexual???
it's not FAIR!!!!
peacy: "hello?"
moobert: "hello."
p: "ummm, hi."
m: "hi.....is this peter?"
p: "ummm, yes it is."
m: "peter qualtere-burcher?"
p: "ummm, yes. this is peter qualtere-burcher."
m: "ummm, do you have a middle name?"
p: "joseph."
m: "peter joseph qualtere-burcher?"
p: "yes."
m: "are you sure?"
p: "ummm, yes."
m: "right. ok then. bye."
*click*
honestly. it was a total disaster. eventually, she called him back, and told him he'd have to forgive her, she'd just been eating whipped whipped cream and it had run out and she'd gone loopy on account of inhaling the ether. i'm sure he bought it (not), but anyways, we tried to converse with him, but he was so...different. like NOT peaceful peter. at all. it was horrible, so we just went about ignoring him until he hung up on us. why does he have to change like that? i'm still the horrendously disastrous mess i was when he met me (and, for some reason, fell in love with me), and moogie's still all angsty and stuff. why does he have to be the one who goes from cute little best guy friend nerd to exceptionally sexy rock star metrosexual???
it's not FAIR!!!!