The trouble with big pockets.
I've misplaced my balls
I was wandering into a mall to go to a movie, when I noticed an old friend was in town having dinner with my mother.
I wasn't invited to the dinner, because they knew I wouldn't go, because the last time I saw this old friend he pinned to me to the passenger door of his car and beat me to within an inch of my life. Detached left retina no less. [/digression]
Anyways he had a bar of balls that he'd picked up for me. I said hi, got the soap and went on to my movie (The Brave One, worth the watch).
At some point during the film the soap fell out of the front pocket of my hoodie.
I understand the above is reallly inane, but I was hoping you'd enjoy the mental of image of an usher finding an unopened box of balls brand soap in a movie theater, of all places, and the expression that must have crossed their face.
Sometimes it's a great comfort to leave a situation knowing you've made someone's day much weirder
Edit: Link won't post.
www.shophappytrails.com/Balls_Soap_p/659830.htm
I was wandering into a mall to go to a movie, when I noticed an old friend was in town having dinner with my mother.
I wasn't invited to the dinner, because they knew I wouldn't go, because the last time I saw this old friend he pinned to me to the passenger door of his car and beat me to within an inch of my life. Detached left retina no less. [/digression]
Anyways he had a bar of balls that he'd picked up for me. I said hi, got the soap and went on to my movie (The Brave One, worth the watch).
At some point during the film the soap fell out of the front pocket of my hoodie.
I understand the above is reallly inane, but I was hoping you'd enjoy the mental of image of an usher finding an unopened box of balls brand soap in a movie theater, of all places, and the expression that must have crossed their face.
Sometimes it's a great comfort to leave a situation knowing you've made someone's day much weirder
Edit: Link won't post.
www.shophappytrails.com/Balls_Soap_p/659830.htm