Jun 13, 2011 17:14
[[Warning: Goss and Subby are both vulgar and violent, and potentially obscene.]]
[A tall, dirty and disheveled man is speaking to a boy in a suit. From the looks of it they’re somewhere in the forest, though the Mansion is barely visible through the trees.] You see that, Subby? The castle of the fairy kings was real, and the little sparkle dragons have flown us all the way here. I know you love to chat but don’t say num until I’ve talked to thems in charge.
[The man adjusts the boy’s tie and smiles at him, before turning to face the camera.]
Good morning! It’s charming, this, this lovely place. If you like the whole medieval swing, because I can do some redecorating, put some lovely French curtains over there and there. I can’t promise there won’t be some collateral damages, but it'll all be for the best.
[He unfurls his tongue from his mouth and… licks the screen. His face contorts into an expression of disgust as he smacks his lips.] Because there’s naught but shit here in terms of things I need to know. So where am I, eh? Is it Time’s Square, I’ve never been, or maybe it’s the hereafter. It doesn’t look too squiddy to me! [And he breaks out into loud, cackling laughter, as the boy opens his mouth wide and moans.]