The randomness behind the doors of my mind
Ok, so many, many years ago I saw only a part of A Nightmare on Elm St, Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (damn that's a long movie title), and there was something that has fascinated me for many years since. His daughter, Freddy's, from when he was alive, is in his mind and she is walking from thought to thought through the "Doors" of his mind, kinda like in the Cell years later. Anyway, with each new door she was in a different time, place and thought, and this has held my imagination for over 10 years now (As is noticible in my writings).
Anyway, I thought I would take the rest of you poor souls through a misguided tour of the Doors of my mind...haha, sucks to be you!
- Wow...here's a first...My mind just went blank. Please hold...
- ...
- Nope, still nothin'...
- ***Insert something funny here***
- Man, this is turning out to be really bad
- Eyes getting...heavy...so...tired...............
- <5 minutes later> Oh, yeah, sorry about that, doors of my mind, yeah...
Ok, this is just going straight to hell, what a bad idea. I'm full of them today, you should see my posts in my communities.
No really, I should be talking about stuff in my life, which for once is really looking up. Besides being broke, tired and getting ready to go through that whole P-non thing with Mel again, things are really good right now. Let me illistrate:
- School: great profs, great classes, though too early and too late, I'm actually excited to be back in a real school (First time since like Winter of '02)
- Work: well, what can I say, I've had enough time to write this piece of crap, uninterupted mind you, except the short nap, and I'm getting paid for it.
- Mel: Ok, so I know things are about to get rough, she's starting the P-non next week and that makes things rough on us. But I think it will be much better w/ me on a somewhat normal schedule this year, and not pissed off all the time. So we should be able to manage just fine.
- Mel again: I've decided when I'm gonna propose to Mel and I'm in the process of getting out of debt so that I can do so in a timely fashion with a fashionable ring.
- $$$: Though broke I may be, my recent Jewish conversion (at least on financial issues, I still believe in Jesus) has afforded me enough money to get in a round of golf here or there.
- Golf: I made the greatest shot of my life yesterday: Par 4, left my third shot on the fringe, putted off the fringe from like 25 - 30 feet out and dropped the putt for par!!! Now, the best part, in scoring golf, a putt is only a putt if you are on the green, so putting from the fringe is like chipping, if you drop it in the hole you zero putt on that hole. How cool is that, I actually got to mark down, not only the par, but also a 0 in the putt column!!!
Ok, so for the time being, I don't feel like going any further with this masterful piece of literatue. So until next time (which may very well be later today), have good mosh pitting!!
- W. Mutt
P.S.
Ok, I spell checked this piece of crap and found more spelling mistakes than I can shake a stick at (or take the time to correct), so lets take a quiz, I'll give a treat to the person who can guess the number of spelling mistakes there are in this entry (Not counting the P.S. portion). So all you editors out there, put your skills to work and earn a cookie!!