My message to Americans...
Ok, Here is my list of rules that need to be applied so that the country will move more smothly into the future.
1: If you can't speak English, you are not an American.
2: If you fall into the category of number 1, go home, we don't want you, we don't like you, we don't need you, and we are sick and tired of listening to you bitch in broken english and using the phrase "how do you say..." You go to hell, you go to hell and you die.
3: You must score more than a 100 on an IQ test before you are able to be given credit from any creditor.
4: If you do not qualify for number 3, and you are not considered mentally disabled, you might as well see numbers 1 and 2.
5: If you don't pay a bill on time, don't bitch when you get a late fee.
6: If you don't pay yoaur bill in full by the due date, don't bitch about finance charges.
7: If you call a credit card company, have your credit card with you, otherwise, don't expect service.
8: If you go over your credit line, ingnorance is no excuse.
9: From now on, any question starting with, "can you..." about a credit car will recieve an answer of no.
Wow, I'm bitching. Yep, because I am learning that about 89% of Americans are too damn stupid to have possession of a credit card. I hate you all, fuck off, die and go to hell, we don't want to deal with your ignorant asses any longer. Also, to help with the list of rules, I feel that public hangings and exicutions by firing squad should be re-implemented to ward off stupidity in this country. We need to start culling the hurd of the slow and ignorant people that this society is producing on a daily basis, otherwise we shall end up with an entire country full of ignorant ass holes that don't know their head from a whole in the wall. And don't even get me started on Democrats. They should fall under category number 2. Aaahhh, fuck it, I'm need to just move to Alaska and live in a forest somewhere where stupid people can't find me because they can't read a map and a compus. Fuck it, I'm getting drunk and going to bed. To hell with all this dumb ass bullshit.
Oh, and let me tell you, life sucks when you can't see your woman, ride your motorcycle, drive your car or...other things. I'm so fucking pissed off and depressed, the only thing I can do is fucking sleep, and I can't hardly do that from all the pain. At this point in time, life sucks, I'm just waiting for it all to come crashing down and maybe God will have the good graces upon me to show me that my life was not ment to be a hell on earth. Or maybe he's punishing me for all the wrongs I have done. Or maybe there is no god and the whole fucking world is just a mass of disorder and stupidity and there is no afterlife and all we have to look forward to is death and not haveing to deal with all this stupid shit and all these stupid people and and the BS that comes from talking to the public and having no ability to do any of the things you enjoy. Sometimes I fucking hate my life.
"At home drawing pictures of mountin tops
with heaven on top
lemon yellow sun
arms raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of maroon below..." -Jeremy by Pearl Jam
"I'm only pretty sure
that I can't take any more..." - How's it gonna be by 3rd Eye Blind
"Living my life in a slow hell..." - Pictures by Kid Rock
"Somewhere in this darkness
there's a life that I can't find
well maybe it's too far away
or maybe I'm just blind...
I'd give up everything
If only for your good...
So love me when I'm gone..." When I'm Gone by 3 Doors Down
"This is the end
My only friend
The end
Of everything thing that stands
The End
No safty or suprise
The End
I'll never look into your eyes again" The End by the Doors.
1: If you can't speak English, you are not an American.
2: If you fall into the category of number 1, go home, we don't want you, we don't like you, we don't need you, and we are sick and tired of listening to you bitch in broken english and using the phrase "how do you say..." You go to hell, you go to hell and you die.
3: You must score more than a 100 on an IQ test before you are able to be given credit from any creditor.
4: If you do not qualify for number 3, and you are not considered mentally disabled, you might as well see numbers 1 and 2.
5: If you don't pay a bill on time, don't bitch when you get a late fee.
6: If you don't pay yoaur bill in full by the due date, don't bitch about finance charges.
7: If you call a credit card company, have your credit card with you, otherwise, don't expect service.
8: If you go over your credit line, ingnorance is no excuse.
9: From now on, any question starting with, "can you..." about a credit car will recieve an answer of no.
Wow, I'm bitching. Yep, because I am learning that about 89% of Americans are too damn stupid to have possession of a credit card. I hate you all, fuck off, die and go to hell, we don't want to deal with your ignorant asses any longer. Also, to help with the list of rules, I feel that public hangings and exicutions by firing squad should be re-implemented to ward off stupidity in this country. We need to start culling the hurd of the slow and ignorant people that this society is producing on a daily basis, otherwise we shall end up with an entire country full of ignorant ass holes that don't know their head from a whole in the wall. And don't even get me started on Democrats. They should fall under category number 2. Aaahhh, fuck it, I'm need to just move to Alaska and live in a forest somewhere where stupid people can't find me because they can't read a map and a compus. Fuck it, I'm getting drunk and going to bed. To hell with all this dumb ass bullshit.
Oh, and let me tell you, life sucks when you can't see your woman, ride your motorcycle, drive your car or...other things. I'm so fucking pissed off and depressed, the only thing I can do is fucking sleep, and I can't hardly do that from all the pain. At this point in time, life sucks, I'm just waiting for it all to come crashing down and maybe God will have the good graces upon me to show me that my life was not ment to be a hell on earth. Or maybe he's punishing me for all the wrongs I have done. Or maybe there is no god and the whole fucking world is just a mass of disorder and stupidity and there is no afterlife and all we have to look forward to is death and not haveing to deal with all this stupid shit and all these stupid people and and the BS that comes from talking to the public and having no ability to do any of the things you enjoy. Sometimes I fucking hate my life.
"At home drawing pictures of mountin tops
with heaven on top
lemon yellow sun
arms raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of maroon below..." -Jeremy by Pearl Jam
"I'm only pretty sure
that I can't take any more..." - How's it gonna be by 3rd Eye Blind
"Living my life in a slow hell..." - Pictures by Kid Rock
"Somewhere in this darkness
there's a life that I can't find
well maybe it's too far away
or maybe I'm just blind...
I'd give up everything
If only for your good...
So love me when I'm gone..." When I'm Gone by 3 Doors Down
"This is the end
My only friend
The end
Of everything thing that stands
The End
No safty or suprise
The End
I'll never look into your eyes again" The End by the Doors.