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Hello, Wonderland. (Come on, say hi to the Master. You might have noticed by now that he really likes the sound of his own voice. That aside, he appears to be wearing an expression that might be disappointment. His location is deliberately obtuse -- aka 'you can't see much'.) Some of you have been very naughty; all those soldiers running around, looking for criminals. Tut tut, Wonderland. Making such trouble. (Unless you've noticed that they're going around trying to arrest everyone, he's not going to point it out. Or admit to anything.) But, ooh, after so many of you spent so much time talking and complaining about how dull Wonderland has been for a land torn apart by war--
Doesn't this start to make up for it? Or do you prefer for it to be on your own terms? As mere guests to this land, that might be a bit awkward -- keeping in mind fairness and all the different customs you bring to this unique land. (Except not really, because you're pretty much all human and a lot of you are from Earth. He stops talking for a moment, glancing off to one side with an apparent lack of interest before looking back towards the mirror and shooting it a grin. Time for a change of subject.)
Oh, but they gave me a sword! (He sounds oddly happy about that and no, you're not seeing it, nor are you seeing what it is when it's not a sword. You'll just have to take his word for it.) I haven't used one of those in-- oh, a while. (He looks slightly dismissive.) You know how time flies, I'm sure. It's just so nostalgic -- I really should say 'thank you'.
I still think you could have done better, though. Made things that little bit more interesting.
Doesn't this start to make up for it? Or do you prefer for it to be on your own terms? As mere guests to this land, that might be a bit awkward -- keeping in mind fairness and all the different customs you bring to this unique land. (Except not really, because you're pretty much all human and a lot of you are from Earth. He stops talking for a moment, glancing off to one side with an apparent lack of interest before looking back towards the mirror and shooting it a grin. Time for a change of subject.)
Oh, but they gave me a sword! (He sounds oddly happy about that and no, you're not seeing it, nor are you seeing what it is when it's not a sword. You'll just have to take his word for it.) I haven't used one of those in-- oh, a while. (He looks slightly dismissive.) You know how time flies, I'm sure. It's just so nostalgic -- I really should say 'thank you'.
I still think you could have done better, though. Made things that little bit more interesting.