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Title: A Big, Gay Orgy
Author: Rachel (wonderlandcrazy)
Pairings: Surprise!
Rating: PG
POV: Narrator describing to reader, so, second? Not sure.
Sumarry: Jack and Alex, Rian and Zack. Or, well, more like Jalex and Zack and Zack’s dick and Rian if you ask certain fans. But, what the fans magically seem to have missed is that isn’t how the band and crew rolls at all. In fact, it’s far from it.
Disclaimer: Didn't happen, blah blah blah
Author's Notes: Inspired by this picture, I don't know how it turned into this though, just from that one picture. I might make this into a chaptered fic, like a one-shot for each pairing, but I'm not sure yet. Anyway, have at it!
Jack and Alex, Rian and Zack. Or, well, more like Jalex and Zack and Zack’s dick and Rian if you ask certain fans. But, what the fans magically seem to have missed is that isn’t how the band and crew rolls at all. In fact, it’s far from it.
So let’s start off with Jack, yeah? So he’s dating Holly, ex-playboy bunny, ex-girlfriend of Hugh (and why anyone would date him is beyond me-he’s got more wrinkles that an elephant), a girl with big tits, a nice ass, and excellent hair. And, really, what more could Jack ask for? He’s a simple guy to be honest, and he’s 22 on top of that, at this point in his life, he doesn’t much care about long-term relationships. But most importantly, he’s not dating Alex. Cue thousands of hearts breaking, but its true. He has Holly and Alex has-well. That’s another paragraph. So now that you know why Jack is dating Holly, let’s move onto the next member, Zack.
Zack Merrick. He’s an average guy, amazing muscles, cool tattoos, plays in a band, skateboards, pretty normal, oh, and hugely heterosexual, right? Wrong. Zack Merrick, in fact, happens to be gayer than Freddie Mercury for Matt Flyzik. Now, I know what you’re thinking, but, Rachel, they don’t even make a good pairing‽* But, shh, just think about it and keep reading. So, right, Zack is head over heels for Matt Flyzik, king of the tour managers. Who may or may not know this. Or even know that Zack is bisexual. Zack doesn’t actually understand why no one has realized that yet, but it is what it is. And, oh, the reason Zack never has a shirt on can be explained here too-he’s hoping that one day Matt will just be so overcome with passion over his amazing muscles that he will drop down and molest Zack on the spot. He doesn’t actually know if it’s ever going to work, but dammit he can hope. And now we’ll talk about the man in question, Matthew Flyzik.
Where to start with Matt? He’s an excellent tour manager; regardless of how many times the band fires him. He has a bit of a lisp but it just makes him even cuter; add that to the lip ring, hair, and just overall build and personality, and you have one smokin’ hot dude. But that’s only what most people see about Matt. He, in fact, has a deep dark secret he hides from everyone, and it’s this-he is completely, irrevocably, in love with one Zachary Merrick. And, god, is it hard for him to keep this secret with him just being so amazing and walking around shirtless all the time, and then he saw the pictures, and just unf. Let’s just say he spent many a night (and day) holed up in his bunk (or any mostly private unoccupied space) with his iPhone and his hand after those pictures leaked. This may be why he didn’t try very hard (i.e., at all) to get the site to take the picture down. But that’s neither here nor there. Now, time to move on from the hopeless romantics and onto those in a relationship, Alex and Rian.
Where to start with Alex and Rian? They’ve been together for about a year now, so all ideas about it ruining that band have been dismissed. The main reason they’ve never come out is because their waiting to see if the fans catch on, and with all this Jalex business, they doubt they ever will. But it does mean that they can be as couple-y as they want together and people never notice, to caught up in Jack and Alex’s friendship. And it really is just that, friendship; they just happen to have a really fucking weird friendship. And its one that Rian fully supports, because he thinks watching his boyfriend make out with Jack is hot, for some odd reason. Alex keeps pushing his boyfriend to do the same with Zack, but Rian knows he tragically in love with Matt and Matt’s tragically in love with Zack, and he would never do that to them. Even if they don’t know the other person loves them yet. All in good time, he supposes.
And what about the rest of the crew, you ask? Well. Let me think. Even is slowly putting the moves on Vinny, which is both hilarious and cute to watch. Alex predicts them getting together within a week. They have a betting pool on how long it will take, actually. Oh, sorry, relationships, not bets. Colussy and Jeff have been together for about five months now; everyone’s pretty sure that relationship is headed for marriage. Grieco & Danny K, they’re both straight, like Jack, but are both single themselves.
So. Now you know all about the inner workings of the band & co. relationships. Really, it’s all just one big gay love fest, minus Jack, Danny, Grieco and orgies. Origies are something that could, possibly, be a possibility though. One just never knows with All Time Low.
*Fuck yeah interrobang.
Author: Rachel (wonderlandcrazy)
Pairings: Surprise!
Rating: PG
POV: Narrator describing to reader, so, second? Not sure.
Sumarry: Jack and Alex, Rian and Zack. Or, well, more like Jalex and Zack and Zack’s dick and Rian if you ask certain fans. But, what the fans magically seem to have missed is that isn’t how the band and crew rolls at all. In fact, it’s far from it.
Disclaimer: Didn't happen, blah blah blah
Author's Notes: Inspired by this picture, I don't know how it turned into this though, just from that one picture. I might make this into a chaptered fic, like a one-shot for each pairing, but I'm not sure yet. Anyway, have at it!
Jack and Alex, Rian and Zack. Or, well, more like Jalex and Zack and Zack’s dick and Rian if you ask certain fans. But, what the fans magically seem to have missed is that isn’t how the band and crew rolls at all. In fact, it’s far from it.
So let’s start off with Jack, yeah? So he’s dating Holly, ex-playboy bunny, ex-girlfriend of Hugh (and why anyone would date him is beyond me-he’s got more wrinkles that an elephant), a girl with big tits, a nice ass, and excellent hair. And, really, what more could Jack ask for? He’s a simple guy to be honest, and he’s 22 on top of that, at this point in his life, he doesn’t much care about long-term relationships. But most importantly, he’s not dating Alex. Cue thousands of hearts breaking, but its true. He has Holly and Alex has-well. That’s another paragraph. So now that you know why Jack is dating Holly, let’s move onto the next member, Zack.
Zack Merrick. He’s an average guy, amazing muscles, cool tattoos, plays in a band, skateboards, pretty normal, oh, and hugely heterosexual, right? Wrong. Zack Merrick, in fact, happens to be gayer than Freddie Mercury for Matt Flyzik. Now, I know what you’re thinking, but, Rachel, they don’t even make a good pairing‽* But, shh, just think about it and keep reading. So, right, Zack is head over heels for Matt Flyzik, king of the tour managers. Who may or may not know this. Or even know that Zack is bisexual. Zack doesn’t actually understand why no one has realized that yet, but it is what it is. And, oh, the reason Zack never has a shirt on can be explained here too-he’s hoping that one day Matt will just be so overcome with passion over his amazing muscles that he will drop down and molest Zack on the spot. He doesn’t actually know if it’s ever going to work, but dammit he can hope. And now we’ll talk about the man in question, Matthew Flyzik.
Where to start with Matt? He’s an excellent tour manager; regardless of how many times the band fires him. He has a bit of a lisp but it just makes him even cuter; add that to the lip ring, hair, and just overall build and personality, and you have one smokin’ hot dude. But that’s only what most people see about Matt. He, in fact, has a deep dark secret he hides from everyone, and it’s this-he is completely, irrevocably, in love with one Zachary Merrick. And, god, is it hard for him to keep this secret with him just being so amazing and walking around shirtless all the time, and then he saw the pictures, and just unf. Let’s just say he spent many a night (and day) holed up in his bunk (or any mostly private unoccupied space) with his iPhone and his hand after those pictures leaked. This may be why he didn’t try very hard (i.e., at all) to get the site to take the picture down. But that’s neither here nor there. Now, time to move on from the hopeless romantics and onto those in a relationship, Alex and Rian.
Where to start with Alex and Rian? They’ve been together for about a year now, so all ideas about it ruining that band have been dismissed. The main reason they’ve never come out is because their waiting to see if the fans catch on, and with all this Jalex business, they doubt they ever will. But it does mean that they can be as couple-y as they want together and people never notice, to caught up in Jack and Alex’s friendship. And it really is just that, friendship; they just happen to have a really fucking weird friendship. And its one that Rian fully supports, because he thinks watching his boyfriend make out with Jack is hot, for some odd reason. Alex keeps pushing his boyfriend to do the same with Zack, but Rian knows he tragically in love with Matt and Matt’s tragically in love with Zack, and he would never do that to them. Even if they don’t know the other person loves them yet. All in good time, he supposes.
And what about the rest of the crew, you ask? Well. Let me think. Even is slowly putting the moves on Vinny, which is both hilarious and cute to watch. Alex predicts them getting together within a week. They have a betting pool on how long it will take, actually. Oh, sorry, relationships, not bets. Colussy and Jeff have been together for about five months now; everyone’s pretty sure that relationship is headed for marriage. Grieco & Danny K, they’re both straight, like Jack, but are both single themselves.
So. Now you know all about the inner workings of the band & co. relationships. Really, it’s all just one big gay love fest, minus Jack, Danny, Grieco and orgies. Origies are something that could, possibly, be a possibility though. One just never knows with All Time Low.
*Fuck yeah interrobang.