Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark's in the salsa. Our shark.
So I had my first class today at tafe (in graphic design). Not to bad, but of course we're using macs, and of course the lecturer banged on about how great macs are for half an hour. As far as I'm concerned, if it works it's a fucking great computer. And fucking macs - jesus could they be any more fucking complicated? It took 20 minutes for the lecturer to teach us how to save something to a disk, and I've already forgotten again. I wonder if there's a course you can take so you can navigate your way around one of these fucking things, I should probably take that class first. I haven't even seen a fucking mac since 2002. Fuck. Fuck, it's like they spent all their time figuring out how to make stuff look awesome without thinking, "hey, is anyone going to be able to use this fucking thing?" And it looks so fucking pretentious! Anyway, I'm banging on. The class looks like it'll be teaching us what you can do in Photoshop (which I already know, 'cept they're using CS2, and I've only got CS, but they look pretty similar) and Illustrator which I've never used ever but looks pretty neat.
But jesus shit, I'm like the oldest person in the whole class. They all look like they're right outta high school. And the lecturer looks like he's only 8 years older than me. Plus all the girls dress like sluts. And that's another thing! The graphic design building is right across the street from where I went to do art and there were these art students milling about who looked like fucking sluts! You're not supposed to look like a slut there, it's just not done! You're gunna get shit all over your slutty clothes and I'd like to see you even try to get into studio with those slutty little shoes on. It's steel capped boots or nothing bitch.
And WHEN THE FUCK DID EVER SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET GET A FUCKING IPOD? Is this some apple conspiracy or something? I for one am more than happy with my disk-man fuck you very much. But what the fuck do I know? I don't even own a mobile phone.
I think I'll take my grumpy old man self away now. Maybe I'll go live in the fucking mountains and marry a goat or something.
But jesus shit, I'm like the oldest person in the whole class. They all look like they're right outta high school. And the lecturer looks like he's only 8 years older than me. Plus all the girls dress like sluts. And that's another thing! The graphic design building is right across the street from where I went to do art and there were these art students milling about who looked like fucking sluts! You're not supposed to look like a slut there, it's just not done! You're gunna get shit all over your slutty clothes and I'd like to see you even try to get into studio with those slutty little shoes on. It's steel capped boots or nothing bitch.
And WHEN THE FUCK DID EVER SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET GET A FUCKING IPOD? Is this some apple conspiracy or something? I for one am more than happy with my disk-man fuck you very much. But what the fuck do I know? I don't even own a mobile phone.
I think I'll take my grumpy old man self away now. Maybe I'll go live in the fucking mountains and marry a goat or something.