Jon
Bounce, talk, bounce, talk, bounce, bounce, bounce. Talk, bounce. Stupid yellow ball. Doesn't Jon have anything better to do tonight? You're a pretty good human, Johnny boy, but you're driving me up the wall. This dog's trying to get some sleep. See me lying here on my uncomfortable bed?
Not very observant are we. Look, cut it out. Don't make me go over there. It won't be pretty. Whew! Your breath reeks, you know that? What've you been drinking? No wonder you're trying to sing. Take my advice. Don't. You know you can't hold a note when you're... I'm going to howl if you keep doing that. You think I'm kidding?
Arooooooh! Aroooooh! Arooooh!
Not very observant are we. Look, cut it out. Don't make me go over there. It won't be pretty. Whew! Your breath reeks, you know that? What've you been drinking? No wonder you're trying to sing. Take my advice. Don't. You know you can't hold a note when you're... I'm going to howl if you keep doing that. You think I'm kidding?
Arooooooh! Aroooooh! Arooooh!