May 10, 2006 18:44
Well, let's see,
My dog just took a big poop on my floor.
Guess who's the only one home.
Edit: I also caught a pan on fire. I mean, real F-I-R-E. Then I had a caughing fit on the floor because my house was all smoked up. (I stopped, dropped and rolled only after I put that bitch out. Safety first you know)
I just thought I'd keep you all updated on my life :]