Life
Do you ever wonder if innanimate objects might have feelings? Dreams? Emotions? Desires? Maybe being what we consider to be alive is just one state of living - maybe everything is alive.
Maybe the reason your dice rolls suck is that the dice ACTUALLY hate you.
Or you can only find one sock of a pair because they've had a row.
Or that the reason something looks good on you is because it loves you and wants you to look good
I feel very sorry for some objects now, and I'm going to stop bending the bendable ruler.
Then again, maybe it likes it.
Masochist.
*bend*
Maybe the reason your dice rolls suck is that the dice ACTUALLY hate you.
Or you can only find one sock of a pair because they've had a row.
Or that the reason something looks good on you is because it loves you and wants you to look good
I feel very sorry for some objects now, and I'm going to stop bending the bendable ruler.
Then again, maybe it likes it.
Masochist.
*bend*