late night shift in the meme factory
Ganked from deathquaker.
Bold what's true, italicize what's sorta true, and leave plain what is not true. I have added my usual supplemental comments, because those are half the fun.
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'4" or shorter.
I think I'm ugly.
I have many scars. (Most of them are pretty small, but I do have a couple of doozies.)
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I've had braces.
I own glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together. (At the Family Plot.)
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I've lost a child.
EMBARRASSMENT:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
I've snorted while laughing. (Sometimes I achieve a disturbing Eddie Murphy-like bray.)
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. (There was some question as to whether I'd live through it, given my weight/diabetes/other issues.)
I've had chicken pox. (As an adult. Boy, did that suck.)
TRAVELING:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
EXPERIENCES:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the Internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a rooftop at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi. I miss sushi. ;_;
I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn’t love them when I did. (it was tempting, but no.)
I've kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY:
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've kissed a member of the same sex.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite sex.
I've had sex with someone of the same sex.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
HONESTY/CRIME:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world. Quite a few of them, actually.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink.
I've taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
MENTAL HEALTH:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants. (not any more, and hopefully never again)
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying. (Woke up screaming, once - does that count?)
DEATH:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals. (I actually like funerals. Pretty much the only time I see some of my relatives.)
I've seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
RANDOM:
I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news. (Dno't have much choice. It's on all day in the tax mines.)
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ringtone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic. (Well, that is what "fan" means, after all.)
I play with my hair.
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam. (It's good and good for me. ^_^)
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well. (unfortunately not too useful a talent in these low-carb times)
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate. (I just can't eat it any more.)
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
Bold what's true, italicize what's sorta true, and leave plain what is not true. I have added my usual supplemental comments, because those are half the fun.
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'4" or shorter.
I think I'm ugly.
I have many scars. (Most of them are pretty small, but I do have a couple of doozies.)
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I've had braces.
I own glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
FAMILY/HOME LIFE:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together. (At the Family Plot.)
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I've lost a child.
EMBARRASSMENT:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
I've snorted while laughing. (Sometimes I achieve a disturbing Eddie Murphy-like bray.)
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
HEALTH:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed.
I've sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. (There was some question as to whether I'd live through it, given my weight/diabetes/other issues.)
I've had chicken pox. (As an adult. Boy, did that suck.)
TRAVELING:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
EXPERIENCES:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping.
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the Internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a rooftop at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten sushi. I miss sushi. ;_;
I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
I'm single.
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn’t love them when I did. (it was tempting, but no.)
I've kept something from a past relationship.
SEXUALITY:
I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
I've kissed a member of the same sex.
I've had sex with someone of the opposite sex.
I've had sex with someone of the same sex.
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
HONESTY/CRIME:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world. Quite a few of them, actually.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
DRUGS/ALCOHOL:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink.
I've taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
MENTAL HEALTH:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants. (not any more, and hopefully never again)
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying. (Woke up screaming, once - does that count?)
DEATH:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals. (I actually like funerals. Pretty much the only time I see some of my relatives.)
I've seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
RANDOM:
I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news. (Dno't have much choice. It's on all day in the tax mines.)
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ringtone.
I'm a snob about grammar.
I am a sports fanatic. (Well, that is what "fan" means, after all.)
I play with my hair.
I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
I love being neat.
I love Spam. (It's good and good for me. ^_^)
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well. (unfortunately not too useful a talent in these low-carb times)
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate. (I just can't eat it any more.)
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.