THE INTERNETS BELONG TO ME!
I HAVE THE INTERNETS NOW!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
F*** YOU COMPUTER!! I WIN!!!!!
After only three weeks of working on my computer I finally have most everything on it back to order.
Here is the battle that ensued:
Me: Deleted malicious files and registry keys
Computer: Allow virus to destroy all of my antispyware and anti-virus software.
Computer: Allow virus to destroy firefox and whenever I accessed IE, more viruses were downloaded.
Me: Downloaded Avast! anti-virus software from a disc, ran the program and deleted the virus.
Me: Rejoiced in my victory. Hoorah!!
Computer: VIRUS CAME BACK, MULTIPLIED AND BECAME IMMUNE TO MY ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE!!! GRRRRR!!!
Me: Saved files to discs and wiped my entire hard drive. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Installed Windows XP.
Computer: Decided to not have anymore drivers including sound, networking (internet), speech, about 20 other vital drivers. F***ER!!!
Me: Burned drivers onto a disc at work. Installed drivers and prayed.
Me: Downloaded Windows registry files and other drivers including Service Pack 2.
Me: Installed all programs that died with my computer.
Computer: Sulking in corner.
I WIN!!!!!!! for now....
F*** YOU COMPUTER!! I WIN!!!!!
After only three weeks of working on my computer I finally have most everything on it back to order.
Here is the battle that ensued:
Me: Deleted malicious files and registry keys
Computer: Allow virus to destroy all of my antispyware and anti-virus software.
Computer: Allow virus to destroy firefox and whenever I accessed IE, more viruses were downloaded.
Me: Downloaded Avast! anti-virus software from a disc, ran the program and deleted the virus.
Me: Rejoiced in my victory. Hoorah!!
Computer: VIRUS CAME BACK, MULTIPLIED AND BECAME IMMUNE TO MY ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE!!! GRRRRR!!!
Me: Saved files to discs and wiped my entire hard drive. WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Installed Windows XP.
Computer: Decided to not have anymore drivers including sound, networking (internet), speech, about 20 other vital drivers. F***ER!!!
Me: Burned drivers onto a disc at work. Installed drivers and prayed.
Me: Downloaded Windows registry files and other drivers including Service Pack 2.
Me: Installed all programs that died with my computer.
Computer: Sulking in corner.
I WIN!!!!!!! for now....