Where r all the gd, single men??
Right, whos hidden them? Seriously, where r all the bloody men! If they aint single, they r just not gd or r gay or r good mates! God damn the world!!!
Anyway, on a happier note....havin a nice, relaxing nite so far. Sittin with Al (the cousin/co-inhabiter) watchin movies. I could have watching the fab Black Hawk Down, but SOME1 forgot 2 bring it in, 2 DAYS IN A ROW!!!!! But I shant hold it against her!
On that note, in a very wierd and twisted way, I think chat up lines r just the funniest things ever!
Some clasics for all u singles out there, now contain urselves!
*If I told you you had a beautiful body would u hold it against me?
*Have u ever seen a polar bear? It doesnt matter but it breaks the ice anyway! (boom boom)
*They r the nicest teeth I'll ever come across
*Heres 10p, call ur mother, ull not be home 2nite
*How do u like ur eggs in the morning?
*Which side of the bed do u sleep on? Ur side or mine?
*Can I fill u up madam?
On that note, I feel a contest coming on. So, I want ppl 2 give me there best, or worse, chat up lines ever. The winner? well, the winner will be chosen by this time next week, and there may even be a wee bar of chocci in it 4 them? tempting no?
TTFN chumblywarners xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S We love Alan fae Fife!! AAAAAWWWWWWWW TRACEY!!!