Because I can't figure out how to send you to the specific post...
I decided to just cut and paste her entry here.
This way, you can share the laughter and I can look back at it and laugh again. Enjoy anasay 's entry!
The Beastie Boys' Condo is Downtown
Guy looking at billboard at construction site: The 'One Ill Building'? That's a stupid name for an apartment building!
Friend:You're the dumbass. That says the 'O'Neill Building.'
--21st & 6th
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And They Decided to Go with Beef Instead of Salmon?!
Guy #1: Hey... Ummm, by any chance did you get some sort of invitation in the mail from Jerry and Marcia?
Guy #2: I know! Who the fuck gets their 13-year-old circumcised in front of public masses like that?
--14th & 7th
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What Brand, Damn It, What Brand?
Girl to friend:I can't decide which brand of shampoo and conditioner I want this time.
Random shopper, pointing to bottle: Get this kind. It made my pubes soft and wispy.
--CVS Pharmacy, Union Square
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And She Named the End Product 'Suri Cruise'
Thug #1: She got an abortion?
Thug #2: Bitch had a exorcism.
--N train
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... Followed by a Mudslide
Hoochie #1: Let's do tequila shots!
Hoochie #2: No way. The last two times I did tequila shots I did anal.
--Freeman's
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I'm Hardly Gay at All Anymore
Guy: You know, I can never be in the Air Force.
Girl: Well, not really. There's always the whole 'Don't tell' thing.
Guy: But it's on my record!
Girl: What? Did you have to file for your gay card or something?
Guy: ... I meant because of my bad vision!
--Metro-North train
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Dude: What happened?
Soaked chick: I dunno. There was like a 'Grrr' and then a like 'Woosh' and then like a 'Splat' and then I was like, 'What the fuck...'
Dude: Oh. That explains it.
--50th & Lex
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Are You Still Having Fun?
Little girl: Look, Mommy! Those two girls are wearing angel wings.
Hipster chick #1: Actually, they're fairy wings.
Little girl: Why are you wearing fairy wings?
Hipster chick #2: We just felt like wearing them for fun.
Crazy guy: Hey, ladies! Nice wings. You could definitely be my angels.
Hipster chick #1: Goddammit. They're fucking fairy wings!
--St. Mark's Pl
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Unregistered and Looking for Fun
Chick #1: You're a sadist!
Chick #2: Yeah, but I'm a nice sadist! I'm like the friendly neighborhood sadist.
--Starbucks
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Stupid Dyslexia
Guy: You know what? Fuck you! F-C-U... Goddammit.
Girl: That's right, dumbass!
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This Is One Family You Don't Walk Away From
Little girl: Sat-ur-day, Sat-ur-day, Sat-ur-day... I'm going to blow your head off.
Dad: Yeah?
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Absolutely Nothing -- But It Was the Way I Said It
College guy: Cannibal fetus appendix fucker!
Thug: Who are you callin' a can-- What the fuck was it you said?
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Wednesday One-Liners Throw Their Pennies Down the Well
Dude: Man, I wish I had a doorknob.
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Pop Quiz: Which One Was Raised by a Monkey?
Old lady when boy gives up his seat: What a nice boy! Thank you!
Boy #1: Well, my mom raised me well. It was the belt -- she only had to use it once, and then I just knew, you know?
Chick: Ohhh, yeah, for me it was a wooden spoon.
Boy #2: Oranges. She used to throw oranges at my face.
This way, you can share the laughter and I can look back at it and laugh again. Enjoy anasay 's entry!
The Beastie Boys' Condo is Downtown
Guy looking at billboard at construction site: The 'One Ill Building'? That's a stupid name for an apartment building!
Friend:You're the dumbass. That says the 'O'Neill Building.'
--21st & 6th
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And They Decided to Go with Beef Instead of Salmon?!
Guy #1: Hey... Ummm, by any chance did you get some sort of invitation in the mail from Jerry and Marcia?
Guy #2: I know! Who the fuck gets their 13-year-old circumcised in front of public masses like that?
--14th & 7th
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What Brand, Damn It, What Brand?
Girl to friend:I can't decide which brand of shampoo and conditioner I want this time.
Random shopper, pointing to bottle: Get this kind. It made my pubes soft and wispy.
--CVS Pharmacy, Union Square
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And She Named the End Product 'Suri Cruise'
Thug #1: She got an abortion?
Thug #2: Bitch had a exorcism.
--N train
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... Followed by a Mudslide
Hoochie #1: Let's do tequila shots!
Hoochie #2: No way. The last two times I did tequila shots I did anal.
--Freeman's
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I'm Hardly Gay at All Anymore
Guy: You know, I can never be in the Air Force.
Girl: Well, not really. There's always the whole 'Don't tell' thing.
Guy: But it's on my record!
Girl: What? Did you have to file for your gay card or something?
Guy: ... I meant because of my bad vision!
--Metro-North train
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Dude: What happened?
Soaked chick: I dunno. There was like a 'Grrr' and then a like 'Woosh' and then like a 'Splat' and then I was like, 'What the fuck...'
Dude: Oh. That explains it.
--50th & Lex
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Are You Still Having Fun?
Little girl: Look, Mommy! Those two girls are wearing angel wings.
Hipster chick #1: Actually, they're fairy wings.
Little girl: Why are you wearing fairy wings?
Hipster chick #2: We just felt like wearing them for fun.
Crazy guy: Hey, ladies! Nice wings. You could definitely be my angels.
Hipster chick #1: Goddammit. They're fucking fairy wings!
--St. Mark's Pl
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Unregistered and Looking for Fun
Chick #1: You're a sadist!
Chick #2: Yeah, but I'm a nice sadist! I'm like the friendly neighborhood sadist.
--Starbucks
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Stupid Dyslexia
Guy: You know what? Fuck you! F-C-U... Goddammit.
Girl: That's right, dumbass!
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This Is One Family You Don't Walk Away From
Little girl: Sat-ur-day, Sat-ur-day, Sat-ur-day... I'm going to blow your head off.
Dad: Yeah?
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Absolutely Nothing -- But It Was the Way I Said It
College guy: Cannibal fetus appendix fucker!
Thug: Who are you callin' a can-- What the fuck was it you said?
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Wednesday One-Liners Throw Their Pennies Down the Well
Dude: Man, I wish I had a doorknob.
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Pop Quiz: Which One Was Raised by a Monkey?
Old lady when boy gives up his seat: What a nice boy! Thank you!
Boy #1: Well, my mom raised me well. It was the belt -- she only had to use it once, and then I just knew, you know?
Chick: Ohhh, yeah, for me it was a wooden spoon.
Boy #2: Oranges. She used to throw oranges at my face.