Don't BUG me.

[woman_king]

A very large bug just landed on my cleavage. I did not recognize exactly the type of bug that was trying to cop a feel with its gross insect legs. It was ugly and black and apparently it flies because when I screamed and wiggled like the little wimp that I am, it flew away. Even though I am very tired, I am afraid to go to sleep because I fear that the little unidentified insect will crawl in my ear or bite me or who knows what else. While cats and dogs are generally good bug catchers, I have the fattest cat ever who cannot catch a dead cricket and a puppy that is not very coordinated and has a very short attention span. So, I am screwed.

I cannot believe that I just dedicated an entire post to my fear of a stupid bug. How ridiculous.

Off to bed, I hope.