The Cheat man...The Cheat

Sep 01, 2004 19:27


What Homestarrunner.com character are you?
The Cheat
You don't speak English. Strong Bad controls you, but Strong Mad is the one that actually owns you. You once fell asleep in a crisper drawer.

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The Cheat is so cute!!!

Time for a Joke...

DEATH OF A HUSBAND

A husband walks into Fredrick's of Hollywood to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and take the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him. Upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, I'll do the modeling naked, then return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself. So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it"! He never heard the shot. Funeral services are pending.

Hahaha...
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