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[wolverinesajerk]

Ew Ew ew ew ew!!! Everyone needs to stop spreading the cooties!
... Does this mean I don't have to go to school? I know I have today off but can I like, not go Monday?

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[notvictorious]

If this nightmare is still happening on Monday, yeah you can stay home. Or wherever you and I find that's not crawling with horny teenagers.

[wolverinesajerk]

McDonalds!!!

[notvictorious]

You want to live at McDonalds?

[wolverinesajerk]

Yeah! We can build a fort out of all the tables and chairs!

[notvictorious]

That would be so greasy.

[wolverinesajerk]

And delicious!

[notvictorious]

What about the people who work there? We'd just kick them out?

[wolverinesajerk]

Oh. Right. Them.

[notvictorious]

You know.. a lot of people are just ditching their cars in the street. You and me together could probably turn some of that metal into a really sweet fort of our own.

[wolverinesajerk]

THAT WOULD BE SO FREAKIN SWEET.

[notvictorious]

Yeah I thought that'd be kinda cool.

[wolverinesajerk]

Let's do it!