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BASIC FACTS
Name: Sheila Lynn Wolford
Age: 29
Birthdate: March 9, 1986.
Hometown: Lafayette, LA.
Current Location: Lafayette.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish. Mostly brunette, but some blonde, red and black hairs too.
Height: 5'2''
Weight: 129
Tattoos: Are for other people. I'm too indecisive and needle intolerant.
Piercings: One in each ear, traditional style. See needle intolerance above. Only got these because it was done as a baby. Happy to have them though.
Relationship Status: Engaged.
Heritage: Do you believe my mother? I don't. And I haven't traced any of my ancestors to any other countries.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces.
Right/Left-Handed: Right handed, but I can do fairly intelligible left-handed writing. Yay for stupid human human tricks.
YOUR...
Bedtime: I shoot for 10 - 12 on work night. Usually go to bed around 12- 2:30 on weekends.
Best Physical Feature: ??? Depends who you are and who you ask. Smile or butt I would guess would be top two.
Parents Together: BWAHAHAHAAHA ... I'm still wondering what they ever had in common. Their marriage seems to have been based on borderline competitive eating and beer. I have no idea why that didn't work out.
Most Missed Memory: My dreams would seem to indicate I really miss LSMSA. And just can't remember how it went. Every single time I dream about "LSMSA" I end ticked off a list of things that were wrong in the dream about it. Annoying. Luckily, it doesn't happen often.
First Thought When Waking Up: What time is it? If I push the snooze button, what time will it be when it goes off again? Can I get ready in that amount time? Yes. That alarm needs to be closer to bed. I have to actually get up to push the snooze button. I am soo not getting that dream back, but I wanna know what happens.
Longest Relationship: This one.
DO YOU...
Shower Daily: Generally speaking, yes. Occasionally I won't shower on a Saturday when I'm either lazy or busy and fall asleep before I do. Or when I'm sick.
Have Kids: Not kids, but kid.
Want to Get Married: I don't want to get married; I just want to be married. Crappy way of explaining, I know. Getting married seems like a lot of work and the pay off goes by so quickly.
Want to Go to College: No, been there, done that. Unless increased pay prospects start looking really good... probably won't go back.
Play an Instrument: No. My musical talents were imaginary. I've stopped imagining them.
Get Along with Your Parents: My dad, yes. My mom, sorta. I wonder about her more and more.
Swear: Try not to. I know it offends some. But I tend to if I'm around others who do.
Sing: See that instrument question.
Smoke: No. Not once. I'm probably going to have enough heart issues. Thank you!
Believe in Yourself: Eh. In a ittleL Engine That Could kind of way ... "I think I can. I think I can."
Think You're Attractive: I think I'm average, but I do have moments where I think I look better than I usually do.
Hate Anyone: Nah, not very good at holding grudges. People do things that could screw with my life for years and I just kinda go, "He's not okay and I don't know why. How can I get me back to being okay?"
Drink: On occasion and more than I used to, but I've never been drunk. Only tipsy, never sloppy, can't stand up, don't know where I am, would remember this tomorrow drunk. I've never been able to give myself permission.
Like Thunderstorms: Sometimes. Nice to sleep to (as long as the thunder and lightening is reasonable), horrible to drive to.
FAVORITES...
Color: Blue
Number: 3
Candy: Chocolate
Song: Under Pressure, I guess. Always improves my mood, even good moods. It's weird 'cause I'm not really a Queen fan.
Band: Depeche Mode. though Matchbox 20 and Goo Goo Dolls rank rank pretty well. Really, anything that was popular in the 90s right before Britney and the boy bands took over is probably in my library.
Place: My bed when it's warm and the pillows are fluffy.
TV Show: Game of Thrones, go figure. Big Bang Theory, Law and Order: SVU, Farscape, Castle, Once Upon a Time, Firefly, and Xena probably round out my top ten, but don't ask me pick an order of preference. Lost Girl I think is going to grow on me too.
Body Part of Opposite Sex: Different for each guy, but eyes make the most frequent appearance. Hair, Shoulders and arms rank pretty high too.
Fast Food Restaurant: I try not to get stuck in a rut. Wendy's and Burger King are usually good and definitely count as fast food.
Movie: I don't have one.
Alcoholic Drink: Still searching. Like apple ciders, hard lemonades, some wines, daiquiris, margaritas, milk and Tequila Rose, milk and Ron Chata, hot chocolate and Ron Chata, and probably other stuff I'm not thinking about now.
Non-Alcoholic Drink: Milk
Holiday: Halloween, maybe St. Patty's Day.
Type of Movie: SciFi/Fantasy with romantic undertones.
Season: SUMMER!!! Make it hot, hot hot. Though I think I would really appreciate a New England Fall.
Perfume/Cologne: Rose. Sweet and spicy scents for the men folk ;-) Or ladies. Cedar, Sandalwood, Chai, Tea tree and whatnot
Sport: MMA/Judo
HAVE YOU EVER...
Been in Love: yes.
Been to a Foreign Country: No, but it's on the bucket list.
Broken a Bone: I've had a broken bone. I didn't break it though.
Gotten a Speeding Ticket: Yes. Stupid redlight camera. I thought it was 45. It was 35. Whoopsie.
Stolen Anything: No. Not purposely anyway. I might accidentally borrow things and fail to return them. But if I remember/they ask I give it back/ try to replace it.
Been to a Concert: No. Unless festivals count.
Been in a Mosh Pit: No. I'm okay with that.
Been Beaten Up: No.
Smoked Pot: Yeah, no. Not sure I've even ben offered. That's okay.
Beaten Someone Up: No.
Been Drunk: Ish. I explained above.
Been Dumped Lately: Not in like 15 years.
Been Called a Tease: Of course.
Kissed the Opposite Sex: No. I have no reason to think that would be my cup of tea.
Been on a Roller Coaster: Yes
Been in an Ocean: Yes.
Done Drugs: Only what the doctors give me. Even then, not all of that.
THIS OR THAT...
Coffee or Cappuccino: Go away with that.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. I guess. Is there something not carbonated?
Dog or Cat: Meh.
Doughnuts or Bagels: Yes. Doughnuts I guess.
Day or Night: For what? I like sunshine, but I. Am. Not. A. Morning. Person.
Ice Tea or Hot Tea: THAI ICED TEA! Otherwise, hot tea. And not black tea either. How about a nice rosehip tea or hibiscus or rooibos?
Rain or Snow: Rain. So rain. Snow is insta-depression. I associate it with loneliness and cold and danger and sadness. Mostly, loneliness.
Silver or Gold: I'll take what I can get, but gold complements me more I think.
Sweet or Sour: Sweet
Pens or Pencils: Pen
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vaniller
Shower or Bath: Shower. Or bower (mostly shower with a little bath) if I need to shave.
Friends or Family: What's the difference? They're all insane.
Love or Money: Both. But I would choose love if pressed.
Hug or Kiss: My name is Olaf and I like warm hugs.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Eye Color: In order of preference: 1. Blue. 2. Green. 3. Other/Unusual. 4. Hazel. 5. And brown doesn't do much for me.
Long or Short Hair: Depends, but I do favor a longish short hair on men and long hair on women.
Style: ?I've been told I like Douche bag? I didn't know that was a style though.
Looks or Personality: Personality. The internet can provide looks. ... The internet can also provide personality, but that personality seems to be troll. Pass! Personalities are interesting if nothing else. Looks...fade. Looks are icing. Personality is the cake. Ideally a little icing to go with the cake, but it would still be cake without the icing. No one wants just icing.
Hot or Cute: What is a synonym for $300, Alex?
RANDOMS
Vehicle You Drive: 2006 Kia Sorento EX, 3.5 L I think.
Number of Regrets: Bite me. This thing is already too long.
What Country Do You Want to Visit: Countries. New Zealand, Ireland, Mexico, Japan, Iceland, Sweden, maybe Thailand and or China. Somewhere is South America.
How Many Siblings Do You Have: 1
How Do You Want to Die: Old and warm in my bed. Preferably without knowing about it.
Cell Phone Carrier: My pocket, sometimes purse.
Random Facts: I fall for most of my male friends sooner or later. But I also unfall for them, sooner or later. Except Will. Umm... If I like you too well based on too little information, it doesn't bode well for your mental health. Apparently, I like mental illness, particularly bipolar, and think it's an interesting and exciting personality enhancement. I have no idea why. I can't stand the smell of coffee. Okay, you have factS. I'm done.
Name: Sheila Lynn Wolford
Age: 29
Birthdate: March 9, 1986.
Hometown: Lafayette, LA.
Current Location: Lafayette.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish. Mostly brunette, but some blonde, red and black hairs too.
Height: 5'2''
Weight: 129
Tattoos: Are for other people. I'm too indecisive and needle intolerant.
Piercings: One in each ear, traditional style. See needle intolerance above. Only got these because it was done as a baby. Happy to have them though.
Relationship Status: Engaged.
Heritage: Do you believe my mother? I don't. And I haven't traced any of my ancestors to any other countries.
Zodiac Sign: Pisces.
Right/Left-Handed: Right handed, but I can do fairly intelligible left-handed writing. Yay for stupid human human tricks.
YOUR...
Bedtime: I shoot for 10 - 12 on work night. Usually go to bed around 12- 2:30 on weekends.
Best Physical Feature: ??? Depends who you are and who you ask. Smile or butt I would guess would be top two.
Parents Together: BWAHAHAHAAHA ... I'm still wondering what they ever had in common. Their marriage seems to have been based on borderline competitive eating and beer. I have no idea why that didn't work out.
Most Missed Memory: My dreams would seem to indicate I really miss LSMSA. And just can't remember how it went. Every single time I dream about "LSMSA" I end ticked off a list of things that were wrong in the dream about it. Annoying. Luckily, it doesn't happen often.
First Thought When Waking Up: What time is it? If I push the snooze button, what time will it be when it goes off again? Can I get ready in that amount time? Yes. That alarm needs to be closer to bed. I have to actually get up to push the snooze button. I am soo not getting that dream back, but I wanna know what happens.
Longest Relationship: This one.
DO YOU...
Shower Daily: Generally speaking, yes. Occasionally I won't shower on a Saturday when I'm either lazy or busy and fall asleep before I do. Or when I'm sick.
Have Kids: Not kids, but kid.
Want to Get Married: I don't want to get married; I just want to be married. Crappy way of explaining, I know. Getting married seems like a lot of work and the pay off goes by so quickly.
Want to Go to College: No, been there, done that. Unless increased pay prospects start looking really good... probably won't go back.
Play an Instrument: No. My musical talents were imaginary. I've stopped imagining them.
Get Along with Your Parents: My dad, yes. My mom, sorta. I wonder about her more and more.
Swear: Try not to. I know it offends some. But I tend to if I'm around others who do.
Sing: See that instrument question.
Smoke: No. Not once. I'm probably going to have enough heart issues. Thank you!
Believe in Yourself: Eh. In a ittleL Engine That Could kind of way ... "I think I can. I think I can."
Think You're Attractive: I think I'm average, but I do have moments where I think I look better than I usually do.
Hate Anyone: Nah, not very good at holding grudges. People do things that could screw with my life for years and I just kinda go, "He's not okay and I don't know why. How can I get me back to being okay?"
Drink: On occasion and more than I used to, but I've never been drunk. Only tipsy, never sloppy, can't stand up, don't know where I am, would remember this tomorrow drunk. I've never been able to give myself permission.
Like Thunderstorms: Sometimes. Nice to sleep to (as long as the thunder and lightening is reasonable), horrible to drive to.
FAVORITES...
Color: Blue
Number: 3
Candy: Chocolate
Song: Under Pressure, I guess. Always improves my mood, even good moods. It's weird 'cause I'm not really a Queen fan.
Band: Depeche Mode. though Matchbox 20 and Goo Goo Dolls rank rank pretty well. Really, anything that was popular in the 90s right before Britney and the boy bands took over is probably in my library.
Place: My bed when it's warm and the pillows are fluffy.
TV Show: Game of Thrones, go figure. Big Bang Theory, Law and Order: SVU, Farscape, Castle, Once Upon a Time, Firefly, and Xena probably round out my top ten, but don't ask me pick an order of preference. Lost Girl I think is going to grow on me too.
Body Part of Opposite Sex: Different for each guy, but eyes make the most frequent appearance. Hair, Shoulders and arms rank pretty high too.
Fast Food Restaurant: I try not to get stuck in a rut. Wendy's and Burger King are usually good and definitely count as fast food.
Movie: I don't have one.
Alcoholic Drink: Still searching. Like apple ciders, hard lemonades, some wines, daiquiris, margaritas, milk and Tequila Rose, milk and Ron Chata, hot chocolate and Ron Chata, and probably other stuff I'm not thinking about now.
Non-Alcoholic Drink: Milk
Holiday: Halloween, maybe St. Patty's Day.
Type of Movie: SciFi/Fantasy with romantic undertones.
Season: SUMMER!!! Make it hot, hot hot. Though I think I would really appreciate a New England Fall.
Perfume/Cologne: Rose. Sweet and spicy scents for the men folk ;-) Or ladies. Cedar, Sandalwood, Chai, Tea tree and whatnot
Sport: MMA/Judo
HAVE YOU EVER...
Been in Love: yes.
Been to a Foreign Country: No, but it's on the bucket list.
Broken a Bone: I've had a broken bone. I didn't break it though.
Gotten a Speeding Ticket: Yes. Stupid redlight camera. I thought it was 45. It was 35. Whoopsie.
Stolen Anything: No. Not purposely anyway. I might accidentally borrow things and fail to return them. But if I remember/they ask I give it back/ try to replace it.
Been to a Concert: No. Unless festivals count.
Been in a Mosh Pit: No. I'm okay with that.
Been Beaten Up: No.
Smoked Pot: Yeah, no. Not sure I've even ben offered. That's okay.
Beaten Someone Up: No.
Been Drunk: Ish. I explained above.
Been Dumped Lately: Not in like 15 years.
Been Called a Tease: Of course.
Kissed the Opposite Sex: No. I have no reason to think that would be my cup of tea.
Been on a Roller Coaster: Yes
Been in an Ocean: Yes.
Done Drugs: Only what the doctors give me. Even then, not all of that.
THIS OR THAT...
Coffee or Cappuccino: Go away with that.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke. I guess. Is there something not carbonated?
Dog or Cat: Meh.
Doughnuts or Bagels: Yes. Doughnuts I guess.
Day or Night: For what? I like sunshine, but I. Am. Not. A. Morning. Person.
Ice Tea or Hot Tea: THAI ICED TEA! Otherwise, hot tea. And not black tea either. How about a nice rosehip tea or hibiscus or rooibos?
Rain or Snow: Rain. So rain. Snow is insta-depression. I associate it with loneliness and cold and danger and sadness. Mostly, loneliness.
Silver or Gold: I'll take what I can get, but gold complements me more I think.
Sweet or Sour: Sweet
Pens or Pencils: Pen
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vaniller
Shower or Bath: Shower. Or bower (mostly shower with a little bath) if I need to shave.
Friends or Family: What's the difference? They're all insane.
Love or Money: Both. But I would choose love if pressed.
Hug or Kiss: My name is Olaf and I like warm hugs.
IN A GUY/GIRL
Eye Color: In order of preference: 1. Blue. 2. Green. 3. Other/Unusual. 4. Hazel. 5. And brown doesn't do much for me.
Long or Short Hair: Depends, but I do favor a longish short hair on men and long hair on women.
Style: ?I've been told I like Douche bag? I didn't know that was a style though.
Looks or Personality: Personality. The internet can provide looks. ... The internet can also provide personality, but that personality seems to be troll. Pass! Personalities are interesting if nothing else. Looks...fade. Looks are icing. Personality is the cake. Ideally a little icing to go with the cake, but it would still be cake without the icing. No one wants just icing.
Hot or Cute: What is a synonym for $300, Alex?
RANDOMS
Vehicle You Drive: 2006 Kia Sorento EX, 3.5 L I think.
Number of Regrets: Bite me. This thing is already too long.
What Country Do You Want to Visit: Countries. New Zealand, Ireland, Mexico, Japan, Iceland, Sweden, maybe Thailand and or China. Somewhere is South America.
How Many Siblings Do You Have: 1
How Do You Want to Die: Old and warm in my bed. Preferably without knowing about it.
Cell Phone Carrier: My pocket, sometimes purse.
Random Facts: I fall for most of my male friends sooner or later. But I also unfall for them, sooner or later. Except Will. Umm... If I like you too well based on too little information, it doesn't bode well for your mental health. Apparently, I like mental illness, particularly bipolar, and think it's an interesting and exciting personality enhancement. I have no idea why. I can't stand the smell of coffee. Okay, you have factS. I'm done.