Wolfy (11:14:49 AM): 8( ONE OF THEM WAS LIKE, this old man sensed there was a fire in his house (he looked a lot like Jim Carrey from Christmas Carrol) so he got one of his servents (again, we'rd ye-olde setting) to take his child and run to stay safe while he put out the fire.

They came to this CREEPY AS FUCK smiley religeous family and they ( Read more... )

Wolfy (10:23:47 PM): DXX THAT DREAM WAS DEPRESSING AS FUCK. THAT WAS A STUPID BRAIN-MOVIE

"Kit" (10:23:58 PM): DB> What?

Wolfy (10:24:07 PM): D8 I dreamed I was watching some movie!

Wolfy (10:24:42 PM): And there were these girls and this one guy doing...something I don't remember in the wilderness and trying to stop some badguy that looked a ( Read more... )

I'm making a page on my website about my fursona and where it came from and ran across this random start of a story, written on a sheet of notebook paper with no explanation or drawings:

Boop stepped out of the palace and scowled at the morning sun. it was almost coronation day and he had ten brothers and sisters to bump off.

and that was it.

Dear Kid Cuisine,

Please to be organizing your food in your microwaveable trays a little better or making your puddings removable via small plastic cup with a peel-off lid. I enjoy your food very much but do not, however, enjoy CHOCOLATE CORN AND OR MACARONI.

Covered in pudding,
Wolfy T. Twisted

I have come to a conclusion ( Read more... )

Hmm. I have come into posession of a veggie tray.

I find the broccoli entertaining, if not a tad conscience-cleansing to eat.

I colored so hard these past few days that using a pizza cutter is kind of painful for my wrist.

...and the microwave oven is now brokenSilencedCobo: Damn, if that isn't Big Jehovah tellin' you to eat more veggies, then I ( Read more... )