Dear State-Wide Writing Competition,

FUCK YOU. You have no right springing this competition on my poor little toothless college giving us only TWO DAYS to prepare. It takes us that long to WRITE OUR NAMES. Also. How do you MLA format a POEM? A POEM. UGH. VINCENT PRICE THESE PEOPLE.

Our poor teacher is just as irritated with them as we are. I'm just ( Read more... )