Mini rant GO
Dear Guy Who Sits Next To Me In Math and Never Stops Grunting,
Please stop letting out long, trailing grunts and moans in the middle of class. Both of your hands are clearly visable on your desk.
Please scoot your desk away from mine. Please stop leaning halfway into the aisle and stretching obnoxiously, almost smacking me in the face with one of your big hairy gorilla hands every time you do so. This is not your livingroom. Your desk is not an Lay-Z-boy.
Please take your fingers out of your mouth when you talk so that the teacher doesn't have to ask you to repeat your half-conscious mumblings. I would really appreciate it if you didn't keep asking questions on subjects the teacher just finished telling us about. As much as it speeds up the class, the rest of us around you would rather get all the notes we can in a single day. Maybe it would help if you'd wake the fuck up.
I do not like you, Grunting Boy. The teacher doesn't even like you. She has professed this a number of times. Please leave our class since you never bring your notebook, do not pay attention, and are a distraction to my side of the room. You are obviously very unintrested in int. Algebra.
No Love,
Kelly
Please stop letting out long, trailing grunts and moans in the middle of class. Both of your hands are clearly visable on your desk.
Please scoot your desk away from mine. Please stop leaning halfway into the aisle and stretching obnoxiously, almost smacking me in the face with one of your big hairy gorilla hands every time you do so. This is not your livingroom. Your desk is not an Lay-Z-boy.
Please take your fingers out of your mouth when you talk so that the teacher doesn't have to ask you to repeat your half-conscious mumblings. I would really appreciate it if you didn't keep asking questions on subjects the teacher just finished telling us about. As much as it speeds up the class, the rest of us around you would rather get all the notes we can in a single day. Maybe it would help if you'd wake the fuck up.
I do not like you, Grunting Boy. The teacher doesn't even like you. She has professed this a number of times. Please leave our class since you never bring your notebook, do not pay attention, and are a distraction to my side of the room. You are obviously very unintrested in int. Algebra.
No Love,
Kelly