ALL ABOUT WOLFY
Name: Kelly Sanders
Alias: Wolfy the Twisted
Species Online: Zombified, psychedelic maned wolf hybrid with a mullet and orange wing-nubbins.
Age: I’m old enough to drive, vote, and buy booze. (Sep 7)
Gender: DAT IS A VERY GUD QUESHTUN.
Sexual Preference: Not You. GTFO
Religion: I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa. Now leave me alone.
Signs: Virgo/ Fire Rabbit/ Earth
Job: Starving Artist/ Wannabe Novelist
Questions for Wolfy
Furry
Ewwww, you’re one of those furries? Do you screw animals and look at Loony Tunes porn?
Short answer- NO!
Long answer- It’s so hard to tell if people who ask me this are close-minded or just don’t know what ‘furry’ actually is. Furry is a fandom, just like Star Trek or Anime is a fandom. We like art, stories, movies, roleplay, whathaveyou that center around the idea of animals that act like people. There are weirdos in EVERY fandom. Have you seen 4-chan lately? Go educate yourself. And bring some eye-bleach with you.
So you’re not a dog-humper, but you still draw yourself as a dog. Do you believe that you’re a wolf on the inside? What’s up with that?
Again, nooo. It’s all PRETEND. Lots of furries have something called a Fursona (kinda like persona but with fur) to represent themselves in art or writing on the internet. Think of it as drawing a cool picture on the cover of your binder. Folks might not know it’s yours if they see ‘Jim’ on it. There’s a lot of Jims out there. But if there’s a picture of a fox with wings on the cover, somebody’s sure to know it’s yours. Cruddy example, I know, but eh.
Some folks just add more to their fursonas, making them characters. They like to roleplay as them or add a little spice to conversation. As for the other question, no. I’m perfectly aware that I’m a human being. I’ve seen Therians and Otherkin before. That’s their deal, not mine. I really enjoy wolves and can relate to a lot of different animals, but I don’t think I am one.
You wear those costumes and tails though! That’s really weird.
UR MOM’S REALLY WEIRD LOLOLOL.
Religion
So, you’re one of those Christians too? I think differently than you do. Do you hate me?
Noooo! What is wrong with you people? I don’t hate you at all- unless you go lumping me in with a whole bunch of other people and call me a delirious, superstitious prick. It’s just the same as with furries. Some Christians make me almost ASHAMED of what I believe with how they treat people. In regards to sharing the gospel, here is my view:
Evangelism> (E-van-jil-izm) verb- One beggar showing another beggar where to find the bread.
NOT RAMMING IT DOWN HIS THROAT. "HERE! EAT THE BREAD! EAT IT, YOU GODLESS SON OF A BITCH!"
No. I am not one of those people.
I’m pretty liberal actually. I’m not a HUUUGE fan of abortion, but eh, it happens. I think it really depends on the situation. If you’re a slut, tough luck. If you’re a rape victim, work it out with your own gods and your doctor. I loves the gay peoples. Some of my best friends have been (and or are) gay and I’ll never love them any less for it! So don’t go thinking I’ll chase you around with a pitch fork. That’s just silly.
All I ask is, if you DO think I’m a delirious, superstitious prick, at least be polite enough to say ‘Thank you” if nothing else when I offer to pray for you.
If you’re curious about Christianity though, contact me and I can tell you about my experiences or point you to somebody who can do a better job than me. :3
SUBLIMINALMESSAGEEATTHEBREADSUBLIMINALMESSAGE
Do you believe in ghosts/the afterlife?
I'm kind of on the fence here. I don't think any of my texts in what I follow says anything about it but I've always wanted to have an encounter! I love watching Ghost Hunters, Haunted Travels, and things like that. (Most Haunted is a bunch of bullshit though. They script that show. Laaaaaame!) I'm pretty sure I'm headed to Heaven though if I don't end up getting stuck haunting a bathroom. That's what I'm taught.
Sexual Prefrence
So, what’s that deal about your sexual preference being ‘No’? You’re a lesbian, aren’t you? Yeah, I bet you’re a lesbian.
First off, screw you. Secondly, no, I’m straight actually. At least straight in the sense that I think the mens are pretty to look at. I develop crushes (however my gaydar is BROKEN) and I wouldn’t mind having a life partner, but finding one of those that doesn’t want to get jiggy with it’s pretty hard. I simply have no desire for sexual contact. Maybe I’m defective. Maybe it’s a phase. I just have no desire for a piece of somebody ELSE being stuck inside of me. I have absolutely no desire to procreate. I'd give my uterus to somebody else if that was possible. It's not doing me any good. Now go touch yourself in a dark room and leave me the hell alone.
-Last added and edited on Feb 3 09 [ignore the post date up top, this is a back-dated entry]
Alias: Wolfy the Twisted
Species Online: Zombified, psychedelic maned wolf hybrid with a mullet and orange wing-nubbins.
Age: I’m old enough to drive, vote, and buy booze. (Sep 7)
Gender: DAT IS A VERY GUD QUESHTUN.
Sexual Preference: Not You. GTFO
Religion: I found Jesus. He was behind the sofa. Now leave me alone.
Signs: Virgo/ Fire Rabbit/ Earth
Job: Starving Artist/ Wannabe Novelist
Questions for Wolfy
Furry
Ewwww, you’re one of those furries? Do you screw animals and look at Loony Tunes porn?
Short answer- NO!
Long answer- It’s so hard to tell if people who ask me this are close-minded or just don’t know what ‘furry’ actually is. Furry is a fandom, just like Star Trek or Anime is a fandom. We like art, stories, movies, roleplay, whathaveyou that center around the idea of animals that act like people. There are weirdos in EVERY fandom. Have you seen 4-chan lately? Go educate yourself. And bring some eye-bleach with you.
So you’re not a dog-humper, but you still draw yourself as a dog. Do you believe that you’re a wolf on the inside? What’s up with that?
Again, nooo. It’s all PRETEND. Lots of furries have something called a Fursona (kinda like persona but with fur) to represent themselves in art or writing on the internet. Think of it as drawing a cool picture on the cover of your binder. Folks might not know it’s yours if they see ‘Jim’ on it. There’s a lot of Jims out there. But if there’s a picture of a fox with wings on the cover, somebody’s sure to know it’s yours. Cruddy example, I know, but eh.
Some folks just add more to their fursonas, making them characters. They like to roleplay as them or add a little spice to conversation. As for the other question, no. I’m perfectly aware that I’m a human being. I’ve seen Therians and Otherkin before. That’s their deal, not mine. I really enjoy wolves and can relate to a lot of different animals, but I don’t think I am one.
You wear those costumes and tails though! That’s really weird.
UR MOM’S REALLY WEIRD LOLOLOL.
Religion
So, you’re one of those Christians too? I think differently than you do. Do you hate me?
Noooo! What is wrong with you people? I don’t hate you at all- unless you go lumping me in with a whole bunch of other people and call me a delirious, superstitious prick. It’s just the same as with furries. Some Christians make me almost ASHAMED of what I believe with how they treat people. In regards to sharing the gospel, here is my view:
Evangelism> (E-van-jil-izm) verb- One beggar showing another beggar where to find the bread.
NOT RAMMING IT DOWN HIS THROAT. "HERE! EAT THE BREAD! EAT IT, YOU GODLESS SON OF A BITCH!"
No. I am not one of those people.
I’m pretty liberal actually. I’m not a HUUUGE fan of abortion, but eh, it happens. I think it really depends on the situation. If you’re a slut, tough luck. If you’re a rape victim, work it out with your own gods and your doctor. I loves the gay peoples. Some of my best friends have been (and or are) gay and I’ll never love them any less for it! So don’t go thinking I’ll chase you around with a pitch fork. That’s just silly.
All I ask is, if you DO think I’m a delirious, superstitious prick, at least be polite enough to say ‘Thank you” if nothing else when I offer to pray for you.
If you’re curious about Christianity though, contact me and I can tell you about my experiences or point you to somebody who can do a better job than me. :3
SUBLIMINALMESSAGEEATTHEBREADSUBLIMINALMESSAGE
Do you believe in ghosts/the afterlife?
I'm kind of on the fence here. I don't think any of my texts in what I follow says anything about it but I've always wanted to have an encounter! I love watching Ghost Hunters, Haunted Travels, and things like that. (Most Haunted is a bunch of bullshit though. They script that show. Laaaaaame!) I'm pretty sure I'm headed to Heaven though if I don't end up getting stuck haunting a bathroom. That's what I'm taught.
Sexual Prefrence
So, what’s that deal about your sexual preference being ‘No’? You’re a lesbian, aren’t you? Yeah, I bet you’re a lesbian.
First off, screw you. Secondly, no, I’m straight actually. At least straight in the sense that I think the mens are pretty to look at. I develop crushes (however my gaydar is BROKEN) and I wouldn’t mind having a life partner, but finding one of those that doesn’t want to get jiggy with it’s pretty hard. I simply have no desire for sexual contact. Maybe I’m defective. Maybe it’s a phase. I just have no desire for a piece of somebody ELSE being stuck inside of me. I have absolutely no desire to procreate. I'd give my uterus to somebody else if that was possible. It's not doing me any good. Now go touch yourself in a dark room and leave me the hell alone.
-Last added and edited on Feb 3 09 [ignore the post date up top, this is a back-dated entry]