theatrical_muse. Prompt 295. Talk about the weather.
I saw this question, and all I could think about was that Lewis Black joke, from his first special in the 90's. He's discussing his last trip to Boston, and goes off on a tangent about the weather. He insists that being a weatherman in San Diego is the easiest job ever created:
"How's the weather out there, Lew?"
"...Nice." [awkward pause] "Back to you."
It's funny, because as anyone who lives in southern California will tell you, it's also true. The weather out here is generally nice, almost all the time. I should know. I've lived through Philadelphia winters and Texas summers. This is nice. And there's no mosquitoes and I don't have to shovel my driveway. Actually, I don't even have a driveway.
Lewis Black is absolutely right. The weather out here is nice. Just another one of those perks of living out in California. No wonder why everybody moves out here.
Randy Bosch
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"How's the weather out there, Lew?"
"...Nice." [awkward pause] "Back to you."
It's funny, because as anyone who lives in southern California will tell you, it's also true. The weather out here is generally nice, almost all the time. I should know. I've lived through Philadelphia winters and Texas summers. This is nice. And there's no mosquitoes and I don't have to shovel my driveway. Actually, I don't even have a driveway.
Lewis Black is absolutely right. The weather out here is nice. Just another one of those perks of living out in California. No wonder why everybody moves out here.
Randy Bosch
Original Character
154 Words