Thu, 20:42: RT @ sblackmoore: Libra: Today you will be visited by the Bluebird of Happiness, which will be caught and eaten by the Hawk of Oh Goddammit.
Thu, 20:43: RT @ sblackmoore: Libra: You will shed light into darkness today. Wait, no. Let me dial this in a little. Oh. Today you'll be set on fire in…