Giddy
There is a GOD.
This is a question on OkCupid (which I have gotten addicted to like...whoa...addicted...is-this-a-drug-and-is-it-legal? addicted):
Imagine that while watching a squirrel run along a power line, you see it touch a second wire and explode. Which would be closest to your reaction?
I would be sad.
I would be amused.
I would be angry with the power company.
I. Would. Be. SO. Amused.
There would be no words for how amused I would be. Serioulsy, the SQUIRREL EXPLODED. That's like two fetishes for the price of ONE and it's HALF OFF OF THAT, ok? One less rabid fat bastard of a squirrel who won't let me walk outside in PEACE and it EXPLODED. On a power line. Up in the air. And I can only hope it hit oneofthosestupidpeoplethatneedtoGOHOME!!
*keels over laughing*
This is a question on OkCupid (which I have gotten addicted to like...whoa...addicted...is-this-a-drug-and-is-it-legal? addicted):
Imagine that while watching a squirrel run along a power line, you see it touch a second wire and explode. Which would be closest to your reaction?
I would be sad.
I would be amused.
I would be angry with the power company.
I. Would. Be. SO. Amused.
There would be no words for how amused I would be. Serioulsy, the SQUIRREL EXPLODED. That's like two fetishes for the price of ONE and it's HALF OFF OF THAT, ok? One less rabid fat bastard of a squirrel who won't let me walk outside in PEACE and it EXPLODED. On a power line. Up in the air. And I can only hope it hit oneofthosestupidpeoplethatneedtoGOHOME!!
*keels over laughing*