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[fmith]

So makesomelove and I were talking about how Bob Bryar's favorite guilty pleasure DVD is Bring It On.

fmith: WHERE'S THE AU WHERE BOB IS A MALE CHEERLEADER
makesomelove: WHERE
makesomelove: IS
makesomelove: IT
makesomelove: OH MY GOD MY DREAMS
makesomelove: HIM AND RAY
fmith: RAY!!!!!!!
makesomelove: RAY TORO THE MALE CHEERLEADER
fmith: OH MY GODDDDD
makesomelove: BRRRRRR
makesomelove: IT'S COLD IN HERE
makesomelove: MUST BE RAY TORO IN THE AT
makesomelove: MOS
makesomelove: PHERE

Discuss.

Comments

[justa_figment]

AHAHAHAHA. I think I actually broke something. This is amazing! I don't have the words!

...And now I want to see Frank as the team's mascot, being forced into making up some credits in PE so he can graduate. He smokes behind the bleachers during half-time but damn, when those jerks on the other team start getting testy he is ready to THROW. DOWN.

[sinsense]

YES. The team's kind of like, "um, wait, I don't remember this guy at practice" and Frank's like "I'LL TEACH YOU TO STEAL OUR PET GOAT."

(Gerard as a cheerleader, though? He'd be really easily distracted and wander off during practice.)

[justa_figment]

EXACTLY. Frank's tiny, but he's insane. He's not so big on the school spirit aspect, but he loves that fucking goat. Even more after it started eating bits of the cheerleaders' pompoms.

YES Gerard could totally be the "ooo, shiny!" cheerleader! (Why is it easier to picture him in drag than in a male cheerleader uniform? Oh, right.) Either that or he works on the "spirit squad" or something else equally ridiculous. He's not like, an actual member or anything, but he likes the art teacher and she convinced him to help make banners and posters for pep rallies during his study hall. She tries to discourage him from painting Cthulhu attacking the rival team, though. She doesn't think the administration would really appreciate the (admittedly really detailed) bloodshed.

[magdalyna]

You know, this could be made into a bandom recast of Bring It On soooooo easily.

[warmingweather]

I thought exactly the same thing- I was like, "Which one is the one that meets the cute blond boy at Nationals?" Hee!

[magdalyna]

Who would be the cute blond boy?

Also who would be Eliza's girlfriend/captain of the team/sorta rival person??

Who would be the snotty syphocants?

Who would be the rival team?

[warmingweather]

I am thinking about all of these still, but I'm sort of stuck at imagining Ryan Ross as Big Red and laughing hysterically.

(I would say the rival team would be the Used, except that can only end in drug abuse and sadness instead of "SECOND PLACE? HELL YEAH!" :/)

[x__kes__x]

There's a cracktastic gymnast AU out there, and I'm pretty sure I have seen a high school au with Bob and Brendon both on the cheerleading team. Let me check my delicious, I'll see if I can find it.

[x__kes__x]

Found Bob's just kind of a side character, but he is a cheerleader...

[zoundsbooth]

Oh man, you need to read this immediately! Bob is kind of a background character, but...CHEERLEADING BOB. IT EXISTS.

[x__kes__x]

We think alike.

[zoundsbooth]

Great minds apparently love multiband AU lovefests!

[x__kes__x]

: )

[azrielen]

Lyn-z is the head cheerleader who fall for the art geek Gerard Y/Y?!?!?!

i AM SO BEHIND THIS. Cheerleaders in luv!