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okay, so hunchback of notre dame AU.
i really like 30 seconds to mars so makesomelove and i were talking and she sends me this picture:
and i go, "he looks hunched over. he's the hunchback of notre chemical romance."
so imagine it! the hunchback of notre chemical romance, with gerard as quasimodo, ray, bob, and mikey as his sidekick gargoyles, frank as esmerelda with ryan and patrick as his fellow gypsies, pete as phoebus, gabe as frollo with ryland and alex as his minions. but it ends not with esmerelda hooking up with phoebus, but sticking with the hunchback. phoebus can just end up with ryan and patrick gypsies or something. gerard can have low self esteem and frank can spend his time convining him of his inner beauty and then they can have dirty church sex! gargoyle orgies! gypsy threesomes with pete! i really don't remember much else about the movie except that it scared me, but you know you want it.
i really like 30 seconds to mars so makesomelove and i were talking and she sends me this picture:
and i go, "he looks hunched over. he's the hunchback of notre chemical romance."
so imagine it! the hunchback of notre chemical romance, with gerard as quasimodo, ray, bob, and mikey as his sidekick gargoyles, frank as esmerelda with ryan and patrick as his fellow gypsies, pete as phoebus, gabe as frollo with ryland and alex as his minions. but it ends not with esmerelda hooking up with phoebus, but sticking with the hunchback. phoebus can just end up with ryan and patrick gypsies or something. gerard can have low self esteem and frank can spend his time convining him of his inner beauty and then they can have dirty church sex! gargoyle orgies! gypsy threesomes with pete! i really don't remember much else about the movie except that it scared me, but you know you want it.