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[wolfshift]

I received spam today with the subject line, "Put your donut in her oven!"

I guess actually bothering with phallic symbolism is now old-fashioned.

Put your turnip in her bookshelf! Hot, baby, hot!

Comments

[evergrey]

Put your stroganoff in her hide-a-bed!

[randomcub]

OK, I know I'm easily confused. . . . but . . .

. . . wait, does one even *bake* donuts?

[evergrey]

That is not a good imave there, haha!

[wolfshift]

I think they're deep-fried, actually.

[randomcub]

Yes, but not in ovens, right?

I mean, I just think it's a highly odd SPAM e-mail.