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in a long dark corrdor there is a siloute of a creature then outta no where A PEN DROPS OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH and theres a band playing my fav. music and you no that u cant touch that in a chalupa its to spicy so i was like you CAPS ON CAPS OFF so the computer was yell noooo DOSE NOT COMPUT and i was laughing like this MUHAHAHAHAH then my shit un butten it self and ran away so i sicked my little raptors on it and i had to use the bathroom so i did but it took a half an hour to get to the top if the hill and when i got there i threw an old man OUT OF A WINDOW MAN SO IM FREAKING OUT MAN HE SOLD US A BAD BATCH OF AHASH BROWINES da la mason so those tiny nubs came back and kicked my ass b/c i never got them to there hearing on time but hey i thought that maybe that they wanted to live b/C WE THREW THOSE FISH INTO THE DEEP FAT FRYER MUHAHAHA but the bad thing is that im hearing a japanese anime and it started outta no where so i pick up my left foot then my right then left then right and i clap cuz i just took 2 steps . . . anyways like i was saying before i was interupted i was at STARBUCK and i ordered my fav. drink but the lady working behind the counter comes up to me and she looks like some anime girl and it was really weird so she lets out a shreik and that really insulted me so i told my boys to go and get her but my good side kick reminds me that we cant beat this lady up we have to go beat up Peter Pan b/c he has been getting to friendly with that peace pipe and so he comes home to Tiger Lilly and beats her so we had to teach him a lesson . . . after that we went and saw Alice she was doing pretty good so i went and told her about a cat and how he will help he not get be headed so after a long days work i went back to my fav. spot in the world and was able to to get down with all theses sexy latino but then a mouse was very offend by the way i killed his family he told me that they had been living there for a long time and no one had ever killed his family so i asked fo' his name and it was Speedy Gonzales so's i told him that those chinese sons of e-bitches are goin' down! and that just set him off in high shreaks and he started jumping around and that make me angry so i told him something so evil it gave him a heart attack so i left that place to go to china and we SETTELED OUR DIFFERANCES! YEAH THEY WENT DOWN ONE B PLAN A! so they no longer have to make thoses crapy tonka trucks and we no longer have to watch GODZILLA . . . . WAIT! they didnt pay our bill oh well so to conclude this long magical story is that i bet you will never guess what i got in my pocket and that i my no brain sence make ha ha muhahaha german yeah right i live next to a blue ping pong table and his fancy tie ROAR!!